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My hill
I slowly walk up to the hill carrying a metal baseball bat along with some pepper spray, I look you in the eye when I reach the top, I slam the baseball bat into your knee cap sending you to the ground I then stand you up and push down, putting pressure on your broken knee. After I've had enough fun with that I throw you onto the ground and kick your ribs rapidly. I then pick you up and throw you onto your back, damaging your spine, after that I cover your mouth and squirt the entire bottle of pepper spray up your nose, I then smash the other knee for fun and kick you off the hill, causing you to fall onto a pile of sharp rocks, two rocks penetrate each side of your pelvis while another rock is slowly penetrating your side. I leave the hill temporarily to grab a gas can, I come back to the hill and pour gasoline down till it reaches whatever is left of your corpse, I then proceed to light the gasoline trail and watch as your body slowly catches on fire and turns to ashes. I finish the day with a nice cup of Chai tea.
My hill.
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