Author Topic: Oh dear god help please these ants.  (Read 3711 times)

I look down at my floor and they're everywhere. I vacuumed the floor portion but they're originating from my closet. How the forget do I get rid of them. Please I need answers. I already put down a piece of peppermint hoping that would drive them off and I've sealed off the space under the closet. Will like rubbing alcohol or window cleaner or some stuff work on them that will wipe out their entire existence help plz :c

I had this once. Start war with them and brutally murder them. That's what I did with some Febreeze then they rarely come out now.


find the anthill and pour molten aluminum down it. it'll fill up all of the chambers and burn up every single trace of the ant colony.

Leave now. That room belongs to them now. If you stay they will crawl into your mouth while you sleep and eat you from the inside out.

Result to the nuclear weaponry.


Stab a toothpick through the body of one and stick it just outside your closet, but make sure it is still alive so it can tell the others. The rest will kill themselves or die from starvation.

ant trap

raid


idk

I have none of those, I have dangerous bug poison but its for the lining of your house. If you breathe the fumes more than 15 mins you're bound to die and my closet nor the left side of my room is entirely closed off form any type of air. I think i'll just shower the place with a mix of febreeze, window cleaner, rubbing alcohol and loving toilet cleaner. If one makes it back to their queen I hope she gets type 99 hepatitis and dies instantly.

I have none of those, I have dangerous bug poison but its for the lining of your house. If you breathe the fumes more than 15 mins you're bound to die and my closet nor the left side of my room is entirely closed off form any type of air. I think i'll just shower the place with a mix of febreeze, window cleaner, rubbing alcohol and loving toilet cleaner. If one makes it back to their queen I hope she gets type 99 hepatitis and dies instantly.
find the anthill and pour molten aluminum down it. it'll fill up all of the chambers and burn up every single trace of the ant colony.

Flamethrowers are helpful, torch your dresser


FUUCK THEY'RE ADVANCING UP MY HEADPHONE WIRE FUIFHAKLJF

You know what's necessary? The G-Force.

Make them view the MLP megathread. That will scare them away.