Author Topic: Oh dear god help please these ants.  (Read 3720 times)

FUUCK THEY'RE ADVANCING UP MY HEADPHONE WIRE FUIFHAKLJF
DEAR GOD THERE'S NO HOPE FOR HIM NOW

DEAR GOD THERE'S NO HOPE FOR HIM NOW
EVERYBODY RUN THE THREAD HAS BEEN FLOWING WITH ANTS RUNRUNURNRUNR

If you kill an ant, they release chemical pheromones that signal danger to other ants. I recommend killing a bunch and scattering their corpses around the perimeter of your room.


put sugar in your bum so the ants crawl inside and they dehydrate because no water in the colon

So I took my Vacume cleaner and I left the round tube part by the hole where they emerge. Now I can witness them burning in the hot cyclone that is ant hell.
Also one bit my on the sac...

EVERYBODY RUN THE THREAD HAS BEEN FLOWING WITH ANTS RUNRUNURNRUNR
NONE OF YOU CAN STOP ME



I have not had any ants crawl around where I live, but I would not kill them. They are some of the smallest and most hard working creatures of all, and they also spread no disease and don't harm anyone -- that is unless they're red ants or a related species.

oh dear god ignore my stupidity


ot: burn down the house

Wh-Why is he wearing a suit?


slender-ant?
it's nonnel
his identity is revealed

I have not had any ants crawl around where I live, but I would not kill them. They are some of the smallest and most hard working creatures of all, and they also spread no disease and don't harm anyone -- that is unless they're red ants or a related species.
They are red. And they loving sting like hell. I'm planning on moving my bed to the attic with the black widows rather than these stuffs.

febreeze kills ants immediately and doesnt smell that much like poison

NONE OF YOU CAN STOP ME
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STOP RIGHT NOW

I stopped using the vacuum and set a French fry down to try and see where else they could be coming from. I also put one in a cup and smashed it and rubbed its dead corpse all over me. I hope the pheromone works because I scattered the remains all over the closet door.
« Last Edit: November 07, 2013, 08:40:44 PM by Alkatjo »