Author Topic: If Disney Bought Blockland  (Read 17768 times)

Look on the bright side, we would get advertised EVERYWHERE!  :cookie:

ads. ads everywhere.
online daters
stupid disney-owner servers with names like "snowball"
no weapons
add-ons removed
you cannot kill another player in any way
badspot commits Self Delete after selling
extremely heavy chat filter
2D (maybe)

ads. ads everywhere.
online daters
stupid disney-owner servers with names like "snowball"
no weapons
add-ons removed
you cannot kill another player in any way
badspot commits Self Delete after selling
extremely heavy chat filter
2D (maybe)


Disney gets a partnership with Roblox, then buys it out. They merge Blockland and Roblox code together.

Disney gets a partnership with Roblox, then buys it out. They merge Blockland and Roblox code together.

All Blockland veterans commit Self Delete.

whoops

dunno how this would be possible but whatever
also im lazy today so i cant image edit good
« Last Edit: November 29, 2013, 01:56:46 PM by Dre5567 »


Disney gets a partnership with Roblox, then buys it out. They merge Blockland and Roblox code together.
i feel like if you mixed lua with torquescript, your face would melt off or something

Lets use some deductive reasoning.

Disney offers Badspot a large amount of money for Blockland.

Badspot sells Blockland.

He goes in a hidey-hole and we never see him again.

Ephialtes gets replaced and runs in front of a truck.

Six-year-olds flood Blockland.

Word censors are increased to include, "crap", "crud", "stupid", "dumb", "Badspot", etc and are unable to be turned off.

RTB is removed.

Blockland Forums is removed.

Player server hosting is removed.

The only multiplayer servers open will be run by Disney administrators, building is limited to 150 bricks.

Print bricks are removed.

<list extends to fill a book>

whoops

dunno how this would be possible but whatever
also im lazy today so i cant image edit good


no
no
nonono
NOOOOOOOOOOOO

2D (maybe)
i know that nothing here makes any sense

but that really makes no sense

if disney bought blockland, they would turn it 2d?? i do not get??

i know that nothing here makes any sense

but that really makes no sense

if disney bought blockland, they would turn it 2d?? i do not get??
Disney make no sense, just look at Club Penguin

Disney make no sense, just look at Club Penguin
Disney effectively ruined Club Penguin when they bought it from New Horizon Interactive.

You must pay a dollar a hour to play on their servers.

You must pay 5 cents to take a screenshot.

You need to pay a fee to connect to their servers.

If you place more than 100 bricks in 2 minutes, you get automatically banned from their servers for a week.

If you don't agree to their Terms of Service, you'll be banned from ever playing again.

To host your own server, you must pay $75 and have a signed document from your parent to have it appear on the master server. Then, a moderator from disney will have super admin while you only have admin in the server.

Disney will probably disable console altogether and all add-ons will be rendered useless when they change the add-on format drastically and make the scripting language for addons Lua or something similar.

You must buy brick packs ranging from 1000 bricks for 5 dollars to 1 million bricks (Which will be marketed as Infinite Bricks) for $500.

To be able to have shaders on, you must pay $40 for a "Shader Enhancement Pack".

You can report users ingame, and a bot determines what to do. Anything that can be suggestive will make the bot ban you for a week.

You can listen to music in any server, but you'd have to pick from a Disney soundtrack that is targeted towards the <9 audience.
« Last Edit: November 29, 2013, 04:50:14 PM by QuadStorm »


You can listen to music in any server, but you'd have to pick from a Disney soundtrack that is targeted towards the <9 audience.

UNDER THE SEA


You can listen to music in any server, but you'd have to pick from a Disney soundtrack that is targeted towards the <9 audience.


All music is replaced with Wrecking Ball.
« Last Edit: November 30, 2013, 02:03:10 AM by Jakobblockhead »