The object to your left is now your weapon in the zombie apocalypse

[Dre5567]

flowers
loving FLOWERS
WHAT

[Ad Bot]

[ThinkInvisible]

a big ol' oscilloscope with a handle on top, i can sorta easily carry it

i could bash zombies over the head with it i guess?

[Zay]

headphones

that can actually be pretty fabulous to use in battle

[ßlöükfáce]

ohboy

[Mister Cheese]

A pillow
Well if I can find a gun I can muffle the sound of the shot but I guess it's pillow fight time

[_Rave_]

wait what the forget are you doing

lmao shes older than me shes just short

[Nuclear Hazard]

a wall

[nienhaus1]

There is always the same object to my left. A bottle of Mnt. Dew.

[Port]

a small half naked girl
not much help honestly

how would you use her as a weapon

[Spartan 317]

an army backpack

how do I kill things with a backpack

[foulprairiedog]

a glowstick.
... hm.

[Yndaaa~]

Painters tape

[Plastiware]

How directly to my left?  Because there's a lot of stuff generally left-ish from where I'm sitting.  A toy wooden block?  A telephone?  A lava lamp?  An external harddrive?  A trash can?  A basket full of old CDs?  My iPod?

Given the choice, I'd probably go with the lava lamp.

[_Rave_]

how would you use her as a weapon

like a club

[Planr]

like a club

rave smash