Bad jokes v2

[Cargøn]

Back in the day I made a topic about morally bankrupt jokes.
Front in the day I had fun so I'm doin it again

Post your not so sensitive jokes and whatnot

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[VincentTheGuy]

what do you call a vehicle that is gone


Cargøn

[halonerfer29]

what do you call cheese thats not yours

nacho cheese

[Cargøn]

what do you call a vehicle that is gone


Cargøn

not quite what I'm looking for but whateves
typically the standard is baby-eating but that's just for unoriginal people

[CharlesSpeaking]

what do you call an orphan automobile

cargon

[VincentTheGuy]

what do you get if you change the b to a g in the element C

cargon

[Cargøn]

I feel threatened

[Johnny Blockhead]

Imagine your friend Jack is stuck on the moon.
Would you help jack off?

[VincentTheGuy]

knock know

who's there?

cargon

cargon who?

cargon

[ßlöükfáce]

ur gay

10/10 joke

[VincentTheGuy]

ur gay

It's funny because this is literally all the humor you are capable of outputting.

[Muslim]

What do you call a summer in the navy?

A gay orgy.

[Cargøn]

It's funny because this is literally all the humor you are capable of outputting.

http://youtu.be/x35P2wTX0zg?t=4m8s

[ßlöükfáce]

It's funny because this is literally all the humor you are capable of outputting.

/furrythread

[VincentTheGuy]

/furrythread

/sucksatgettingbetter
/can'tmakeagoodcomeback
/shouldprobablyjuststoptrying

Anyhoo, back to these jokes.

what do you call a hotel in the middle east

muslIN