Bad jokes v2

[RedJohn]

Have you heard of storm drains?

They're grate!

[Ad Bot]

[Night Fox]

nice job stealing my joke, friend

well, you're an idiot, what else is new

[Cool Boi]

Did you know there's a special type of boomerang made only in Mexico?
They only come back if you throw them over the border, though.

[Jairo]

well, you're an idiot, what else is new

no, I told maxwell that joke awhile back on steam

is there a reason why you're so bummed?

[Night Fox]

no, I told maxwell that joke awhile back on steam
is there a reason why you're so bummed?

where'd you hear it? what if the person who told you originally posted here calling you a friend because you used a joke that he told you? you'd probably be sorta upset. it's not like you came up with it or anything

and I guess, yeah, but it was your post

[Doughboy]

Once there was this Oreo, just a simple Oreo, and he really wanted to make something out of himself; he decided he wanted to run for public office in the form of mayor. He got his act together started campaigning raised money held speeches promised schools more funding, but alas despite his efforts he lost the election.
Next year when it was election time again he decided he needed something that would give him an edge over his opponents and found out that you could get an operation to become a double stuffed Oreo in Sudan. He saved some money together for the flight and the operation and flew over there. The sweet was sweltering the operation went as planned and he was now a new and improved double stuffed Oreo.
He promptly returned for the election and won by a sizable margin.
The following year after his wide-spread success as a councilmen he decided to run for senate. Due to his previous success in accordance with his operation he decided to get another operation making him a double-stuffed vanilla Oreo. This operation was in Nigeria, so he saved up the money for both the flight and the procedure got there and it was extremely warm but everything went as planned, and he returned to win his spot in the U.S. Senate.
After several years in the Senate and consecutive reelections he decided that it was time to go for the big dawg spot in the White House. He knew again he would need to get a competitive edge and learned of an operation to become an inside-out Oreo, making him a double-stuffed, vanilla, inside-out Oreo (which was sure to win him the Election). This operation was in Mozambique.
He flew down there immediately, this time the heat was just unbearable. He wanted some water so he went to the water line to try and get a drink but it was just simply too long. Then he tried for some milk but again the line was just too long. Then he tried for some punch, but there was no punch line.

[Jairo]

where'd you hear it? what if the person who told you originally posted here calling you a friend because you used a joke that he told you? you'd probably be sorta upset. it's not like you came up with it or anything

I'm guessing because me and you don't steam you can't really relate to my joking mood

sorry to have upset you with my vulgarity and crass humor but that's how I roll

[Fluff-is-back]

You may be wondering why I have turned up with this brain on a fishing rod,
I did tell you...

CAST YOUR MIND BACK

[The Corporation]

So I'm walking with my homies and we all out doin' stuff, you know, hangin' out etc.
We hit up at this local store, get some junk food, whatever, stuff like that.
We walkin' out and these bomb-ass thugs come up askin' for dough.
I end up tellin' we ain't got stuff cause we spent it on the food, they get pissed, say we gonna get forgeted.
Dude reaches for his back pants, James on my left drops his stuff and starts runnin' I'm makin' a break for it with him.
We keep going up 12th Ave, hit up around the corner into an alley.
Heart's pumpin' stuff like that, I look up, all my bros here.
Thug-ass comes round the corner with what looks like a forgetin' carrot.
Thehellisthis.jpg
Realize he was being literal when I see his homies with damn fluffy handcuffs n' stuff.
We ball the forget out of there like Lebron on Steroids.
Still runnin' I make it to the payphone, Roddy starts freakin' the forget out yellin' at me to come on.
Call old Jones, he's got a place we can hold down at, cause it's startin' to get dark.
I tell roddy to shut the forget up, get the call in, hang up and I lead em to the place.
Whole time I'm runnin' I can hear behind us yells and whoops.
I take a quick look behind me to see 15-20 punks runnin' after us.
forgetthisimouttahere.png
Tell Roddy and James to hurry the forget up, I see Jones's place up the street.
He opens the door for us, we get the forget in there like the Cookie Monster after the Keebler Elves.
He starts lockin' the door, but before he can get the last lock in' they start hammerin' on the door.
I back the hell up and Jones yells for me to grab the gun under the table.
Reach under there, feel the grip, pull it off the clip on the table and check if it's loaded.
Hear Jone's scream "They got those damn lock guns!"
Wait, these guy's got cops equipment? What the forget is going on here?
Roddy and James pull him back, I aim for the door, ready for whatever comes through.
Last lock on the door is opened.
They opened the door a small crack to break the chain.
awhellno.gif
They open the door.
Get on the floor.
Do the dinosaur.

[DrenDran]

What do ya do if there's a bunch of black guys hanging in your front yard?
Cut the ropes.

[Niff]

What do you do with a kid and a truck?

Run him over

[Caribou]

Knock knock! Who's there? Mayonnaise! Mayonnaise who? Is mayonnaise an instrument?

[Joltar]

Knock Knock, Who's there? Wumbo? Wumbo who? I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me, Wumbo ,Wumboing, Wumbology, the study of wumbo.

It's Portacaloniarataoias!!!

[Jairo]

It's Portacaloniarataoias!!!

I thought the line went "it's first grade, spongebob"

[Niff]

I thought the line went "it's first grade, spongebob"

This