Michael: Uh, who are you, and why are you in my tree?
Elf: I've been here for years, why did you just notice me?
Michael: I dunno. I thought elves were fake.
Elf: I saw a flash inside, what was that?
Michael: Zeus contacted me or something, told me I was a descendant of Chronos, and gave me a cool time sword.
Elf: Ah. Your demigod power has awoken, allowing you to see mythical creatures.
Michael: Huh?
Elf: Us legendary creatures became invisible to mortals after the Greek and Roman gods stopped being worshipped, but because of your divine powers, you can now see us and many others.
Michael: Cool.
Elf: Yep. If you ever have questions, I'm here to help!
Michael: Alright, thanks!
Keep talking, or go around town?