Author Topic: Just found out my cousins hate my guts  (Read 1962 times)

They act all friendly most of the time, but today of all days, I spot a text message over one's shoulder, and see him texting my other cousins generally talking stuff about me, and judging by the state of the conversation they're all generally in agreement. And these were people I thought I could trust.
And then he notices I notice. Awkward silence ensues, and then I just go sit in a back room.
What do I do now, forums?


lock them in the attic and make them beg for mercy

make them know you hunger for blood

buy new ones
I should have seen this coming.
lock them in the attic and make them beg for mercy

make them know you hunger for blood
While I appreciate your attempt to make humor of the situation, this house has no attic.


drug them and then make them breath helium via a breathing mask to cripple them, then make them slowly get up only to knock them back down with a bat and repeat this until you have their undying will

the dark lord knows no mercy
« Last Edit: November 28, 2013, 05:38:15 PM by Cupcakehat »



Ask them what the hell is their problem.

Don't like them back, Just because they're family doesn't mean you have to.

Ask them what their problem is.

Invite them over for Thanksgiving.

Tell them that if they have anything to say, to say it to your face.

lock them in the attic and make them beg for mercy

make them know you hunger for blood
drug them and then make them breath helium via a breathing mask to cripple them, then make them slowly get up only to knock them back down with a bat and repeat this until you have their undying will

the dark lord knows no mercy
Sell them as love slaves
its like you think youre funny

Tell them that if they have anything to say, to say it to your face.
Then record it and put it on youtube.
It will soon reach 1000000000 views and you will be famous and they will be wrecked.
Then you can sue them for emotional distress and make tons o loot.