My sister ruined my chances of getting an amazing gaming laptop.

[Kevso]

stick it in her pooper

I'll go to hell.

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[Jairo]

why did i read sister as blister

mister lister the sister fister gives blisters

[bejacks]

Get a job and use the money to buy it yourself.

[Zanaran2]

sister fister

That sounds like some sort of machine that fists girls when they step out of the shower or something

Get a job and use the money to buy it yourself.

you seem to have forgot this is the blockland forums
everyone here works ten hours a week at some crappy whitetrash store like Family Dollar.

[Zanaran2]

-double post, ignore-

[D3ATH LORD]

Lol don't show her this thread.

[Boink!]

that thought made me rage
what the forget sister, if this story ever comes to a conclusion, i must know it

[Rav£ncroft]

Get a job and use the money to buy it yourself.

[The Resonte!]

whine
whine a lot

whine whine whine
only whining is the answer

eventually you'll either get kicked out or get the computer you like

Get a job and use the money to buy it yourself.

but that's not faaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrr rrrrrrr

[ultimamax]

You can probably still return it. Just tell her you want a good computer that's worth the money, not a hunk of stuff for $400

[Evan5626]

I wish I could beat up my sister, but only cigarettes hit girls. Anyone know any hitmen?

You're an idiot. Guys can be hurt by girls no matter how "tough" you think you are.
If a woman started kicking your ass in the street, I guess you wouldn't fight her because "only cigarettes hit girls."
Sometimes it's necessary. As they say, if a woman wants to act like a man, she should be treated like a man. It's like treating a cub like a baby even though it acts like a bear and claws your eyes out.

Look at the bright side; at least you got a computer that they spent their own money on.

[AlsoSulfate]

suck richard for some coke, sell the laptop for coke, sell the coke for money, buy a new laptop

[Georges]

How much was it?

Sell it when you get it, then save up the rest to get the one you want.

[Filipe]

Wow, what a bitch, hit her with the stuffty laptop

[The Resonte!]

put a sticker of an apple on it and give to her as a christmas present and say it's an apple laptop or something