Why is santa's sack so big? (itt: stupid jokes)

[Georges]

Nononono chestnuts!

[Ad Bot]

[Manofthecentury]

What bounces up and down at 100mph?

A baby tied to the back of a truck.

how do you get 100 babies into a bucket
a blender

how do you get them back out
nachos

[SWAT One]

Heheh...

[Stocking]

Heheh...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RmQvOIjjcM

[Alternat¡ve]

how do you make a baby float in the pool

take your foot off its head

[awesomebread]

whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies

i dont have a corvette in my garage

[CreamTurk3y]

whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies

i dont have a corvette in my garage

What's more fun than strapping a baby to a clothesline and then spinning it around at 200km/h?
Stopping it with a shovel.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?
You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

[Manofthecentury]

we're all going to hell

[Zanaran2]

itt dead babies

when is it okay to look at a beaner
through the scope of a rifle

[Clone v.117]

What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip off.
*ba dum tiss*

[CreamTurk3y]

we're all going to hell

What's the difference between hell and a baby?

Hell isn't funny to watch burn.

[Georges]

we're all going to hell

yes, yes you are.

[Zanaran2]

Why wasn't Jesus born in Mexico?
Because they couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin in the entire country.

[CreamTurk3y]

What's blue and thrashes about on the floor?
A baby playing in a plastic bag.

[Zanaran2]

playing

plastic bag.

there's a special spot in hell reserved for people like you