Why is santa's sack so big? (itt: stupid jokes)

[awesomebread]

whats the differenct between a wooden bench and a mexican

a wooden bench can support a family of four

[Ad Bot]

[Malleo100]

Whats something thats bloody and comes screaming out of a hole

A baby

[Buu]

What's the difference between a spic and a pizza?
A pizza can feed a family.

forgetin awesome bread you richard >:c

wheres the best place to hide a mondays money?
under his workboots

[Anti-Block]

why did god smite all the blocklanders

because he saw this thread

[Malleo100]

What are mexicans favorite Olympic sport

Cross-country

[Buu]

why did god smite all the blocklanders

because he saw this thread

what do blocklanders and jews have in common?
they're best in an oven

[awesomebread]

why doesnt mexico win medals in the olympics?

all their best runners, jumpers and swimmers are in america

[Clone v.117]

What's the best part about getting a lewinsky from an Ethiopian?
You know they'll swallow.

What's 10 inches long and my girlfriend cries when I try to put it in her mouth?
Her miscarriage.

[Ipquarx]

What are mexicans favorite Olympic sport

Cross-country

Okay I gotta admit, this one got me...

[Buu]

How do you make a baby cry twice?
wipe your bloody rooster over its teddy bear

[Sentry]

whats the difference between a baby and a burrito? i wouldnt eat a burrito after ive stuck my richard in it

You have a richard?

[Malleo100]

How do you make holy water

You burn the hell out of it

[SWAT One]

How do you make holy water

You burn the hell out of it

Made me chuckle.

[Caribou]

Why doesn't the Jewish Santa come out for Hanukkah?

Because he's waiting for the airlines to discount the flights.

[Starzy]

I'd name my baby bass, so it'd be ok to drop.
I'd name my baby toy so I could play with it.
I'd name my baby tissues so I could interject into it.

How do you get 10 dead babys into a garbage can?
Use a blender,
How do you get 10 dead babys out of a garbage can.
Invite people around for nachos, (Or use a straw)

What's funner than swinging a baby across a clothesline at 100 mph?
Stopping it with a shovel.

Whats pink, squeals and full of pus?
A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

Anyone want more?