Why is santa's sack so big? (itt: stupid jokes)

[Crispy_]

A boy walks into the forest, a tree falls on him. Does anyone hear him scream?

[Ad Bot]

[Starzy]

If a man walks in the woods and no woman is around to hear him, is he still wrong?

[Jerome]

how do you find will smith in the snow?

you look for fresh prince
(k sry thts my bst 1)

[ResonKinetic]

You people are horrible.

[DrenDran]

What do you do if there's black people hanging in your front yard?
Cut the ropes.

[Jaxx]

what's worse than one dead baby nailed to a tree?



ten dead babies nailed to a tree.
what's worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree?



one dead baby nailed to ten trees.

[Mister Cheese]

Why did the chicken cross the road

To get to the hospital to learn how many days he has left for living with cancer

[RedJohn]

What's the difference between babies and cake?

Cake is easy to slice.

[Crispy_]

What's the difference between babies and cake?

Cake is easy to slice.

babies are also tastier

okay oaky illl stop i cant do this anymoreore

[shyGriff]

what's the difference between a baby and a pencil

one is a tool used for writing and the other is a baby

[hodototman]

my friend came up with this one

"ever eaten african food?"
"no"
"exactly, there is no food in africa"

pfft

[DrenDran]

my friend came up with this one

"ever eaten african food?"
"no"
"exactly, there is no food in africa"

pfft

I heard it as "neither have they"cause that's funnier.

[UnoriginalGuy]

Ever heard of the fastest readers in the world?
They lived in New York City.

110 stories in just 10 seconds.

[Gatysh]

How do you fit 25 jews in a car?

Put the urns in the trunk.

Fixed.

[Unvanquished]

What the difference between a boy scout and a jew?

One comes home from camp.