Why is santa's sack so big? (itt: stupid jokes)

[Malleo100]

You wanna hear a black joke

Nevermind they stole it

I'm not a tribal

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[Tonkka²]

Why is santa's sack so big?

So that there's enough for all the children.

[Mr Man]

How do you fit 25 jews in a car?

Get a really big car


What's the difference between jews and boy scouts?

The boy scouts are a christian organization


I was gonna add a gay joke in here, but lesbihonest, those are getting old

[Ipquarx]

How do you fit 25 jews in a car?

Get a really big car


What's the difference between jews and boy scouts?

The boy scouts are a christian organization

These seem more like plain statements than jokes

[Stocking]

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas?

cancer

[Zanaran2]

what do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no limbs
names.

[Malleo100]

Did you hear about the jew with a boner who ran into a wall

He broke his nose

[Mr Man]

These seem more like plain statements than jokes

They're anti jokes

[Stocking]

Did you hear about the jew with a boner who ran into a wall

He broke his nose

kinda butchered that one lol

[Anti-Block]

Ho³

[Berint]

Yankee doodle stuck a feather up his ass 'n called macaroni, took it out and licked it once 'n said it tasted like baloni.

C0CK5

[uno_da_cat]

Ho³

Half-life 3 confirmed.

Also would that be Ho X Ho X Ho, and not Ho+Ho+Ho?

Also most of this topic is middleschool.

[Buu]

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza?
pizzas don't scream in the oven.

[Anti-Block]

Uno you cheeky forget

[Zanaran2]

What's the difference between a spic and a pizza?
A pizza can feed a family.