NORAD Santa Tracker gets F18s

[XR-7]

Children who attempt to see Santa will be captured and placed in witness protection.

Lol don't look out the window when your house shakes.  Just stay in bed and no one gets hurt.  I'm guessing the windows could bust out too, considering they'd be flying pretty low in order to protect him.

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[NalNalas]

the F18's would have to circle at high altitudes because
a) they don't want to wake people up
b) they can't loving hover
c) hitting a goddamn house

[Muslim]

So in other words, NORAD is telling kids they are going to be jolted awake because F-18 fighter jets fly over their house.  Nice.  The F-18s will probably protect Santa from AA guns too.

you're loving stupid

i lived near a military base for like 6 years of my life (I'm talking really close) and f-18s and C130s always flew over my house

i was never surprised once

now I live just a little bit less away near a regional airport and it is really loving loud

[Georges]

Also, make sure to wear ear protection on Christmas night, guys.

[XR-7]

you're loving stupid

i lived near a military base for like 6 years of my life (I'm talking really close) and f-18s and C130s always flew over my house

i was never surprised once

now I live just a little bit less away near a regional airport and it is really loving loud

Oh noes, I is not a plane expert!

Anyways, I've gone to the Blue Angels several times (not sure exactly what planes they use) but they are soooo loud when flying low.  Sonic booms are what I was envisioning.

[Georges]

The question is, just how fast is santa going in order for these to not fall to the ground?

[XR-7]

The question is, just how fast is santa going in order for these to not fall to the ground?

Apparently covering 7 billion people in like 24 hours would be an average of....phone calculator doesn't go that low people/hour. 0.00001 second/person.  Math is probably messed up, very lame calculator.

[carolcat]

Apparently covering 7 billion people in like 24 hours would be an average of....phone calculator doesn't go that low people/hour. 0.00001 second/person.  Math is probably messed up, very lame calculator.

we should reduce the population so that santa doesn't have as many people to deal with
i vote we fill like a fourth of the presents with some form of poison. that should do the trick.

[XR-7]

<opens present>

"Oh some sort of sketchy liquid!  Bottoms up!"


Don't think that would work.  Why not do Santa a favor and practice our apocalyptic weapons?

[MrLoL²]

I didn't get it, what exactly is NORAD Santa Tracker??

[Subpixel]

I didn't get it, what exactly is NORAD Santa Tracker??

stuffty live CGI thing that follows santa around on christmas eve for kids

[carolcat]

<opens present>

"Oh some sort of sketchy liquid!  Bottoms up!"


Don't think that would work.  Why not do Santa a favor and practice our apocalyptic weapons?

who said it had to be a liquid
we could dust the insides of the wrapping or tissue paper with some kind of toxic powder so that when they unwrap their gift it goes everywhere

[XR-7]

who said it had to be a liquid
we could dust the insides of the wrapping or tissue paper with some kind of toxic powder so that when they unwrap their gift it goes everywhere

*sniiiiiifffff

[blazerblock2]

*sniiiiiifffff

implying that you don't breath

[Candy Apple]

Jesus, please stop overrealisticizing this.