Author Topic: 10000 ways to get kicked out of McDonald's - WOAH (starts on 61)  (Read 51567 times)

130. Rape the female managers
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131. Go to the intercom and yell the following, "ALL CHILDREN COME TO THE MENS BATHROOM, NO ADULTS ALLOWED"

Rape the female managers
132: why only the females? Go for 'em all!

133. Steal money out of a cash register, throw it in the air and start twerking in a cashier's face

134. Set camp in the outdoors section and start burning everything you can for a fire.

135. fap to the kids on the boxes of the tractor playsets or whatever

136. Ride the tractor playsets while fapping to the kids not on the tractor playsets.

137. Setting fire to hats and yelling "UNUSUAAAAL!!!"

138. Lighting a match while standing under a fire detector.
139. Whenever somebody takes something from an aisle, grab what they took, and shout "THIS IS MINE!" and run away with it.
140. Follow single moms around breathing heavily.

141. yelling (sounding like an 102 year old man) "fff- excuse me.  fuuu- excuse me. fffuuuuuck-- wait, excuse me.  kiss my ass walmar- excuse me." etc.

142. Throw rats and cats at employees and across the store.

143. Drive a forklift through the store knocking stuff over

144. Run down the aisle full of canned goods with your arm outstretched, knocking everything off of the wall.

145. Contributing to this list while you're actually at Walmart

146. Punch furbys and other toys