10000 ways to get kicked out of McDonald's - WOAH (starts on 61)

[Donro98]

629. Dress up as a plane and ram yourself in a tower of Coca-cola cans while screaming "Allah Akbar"

[Ad Bot]

[Gum]

630. Yell: "Circuit City is more updated and has more new products than Walmart!"

[Eden]

631. Sing old Irish songs to babies in the store.

[Brickitect]

632. Play gangnam style on the loudskeaker, put on sunglasses, and dance on a checkout counter.

[XR-7]

632. Take all your clothes off and cover yourself in American cheese slices. Then crawl up on top of the aisle shelves and screech the mating call of some tropical bird.

Also could count as 1000 ways to be shot.

[erifpsiW]

634. Stick it in her pooper. In the meat isle.

[Brickitect]

635. hack a laptop for sale

[Malleo100]

^Its 634 not 635
635. Start challenging every toddler in the store to a boxing match

[ebube4356]

637: stuff on the rug

[Dino5678]

638: Walmart.

[firestorm]

639: drop kick all small children who enter this wrestling toys aisle, screaming "YOU CAN'T SEE ME."

[erifpsiW]

640. Stack up all the toy story dolls and scream "THIS ISN'T EVEN MY ULTIMATE FORM!"

[XR-7]

641. Grab a bunch of kids and drag them to the home improvement aisles. Make them drink paintremover. Cover them in duct tape and dump the half gallon barrels of paint over their heads. Then walk away leaving them there.

[Hammereditor5]

642: Climb to the top of the roof of the store, loosen the bolts on the "Mart" part of the store's sign, and rotate the "M" around so that it now reads "Wal-Wart".

[erifpsiW]

642: Climb to the top of the roof of the store, loosen the bolts on the "Mart" part of the store's sign, and rotate the "M" around so that it now reads "Wal-Wart".

643. Then remove the Wal.