Author Topic: Colten (BLiD 752) - Graphics Whore and dumbass  (Read 4482 times)

I really didn't want to do another drama, knowing how well my last one went. When i met Colten however, i just had to drama him. Normally i can ignore most kinds of people, but graphics whores just piss me off, Colten is a prime example. I joined badspot's block party to see what kinds of builds were up and what theme the server was rolling with, when i encountered Colten. The sum total of that encounter is as follows.

Colton starts out by complaining about the price of Blockland:


Why in the world would you want a game to be more expensive? Its just stupid, and counter intuitive. Luckily, Smitty #1 seems to be in the right state of mind and offers an opinion that instantly shoots down Coltons Argument:


Colton must be ethier really thick or really stubborn, as he continues to argue, even though his arguments have been already shot down:


He tries to prove his point further with a surprisingly narrow minded opinion, which also serves as the first clue that proves he is a graphics whore:


Dubkip drops in next and provides a simple counter argument that once again shoots down Coltons argument:


However, Colten, being the sore loser that he is, instantly retorts with an insult, showing that he clearly can't handle others opinions, especially when they contradict and defeat his:


Colten then proceeds to further argue his already defeated point while proving even futher that he is a graphics whore:


Smitty #1 Raises yet another great counter-argument, and mentions one of the most famous NES games of all time while he does so:


Colten then proceeds to directly insult super mario bros. 3, not only that, but he claims he's never heard of it:


Again, Colten is either dumb or stubborn. Who hasn't heard of super mario bros 3? Someone with a BLID as low as his has surely been around long enough to know about super mario bros 3. The fact that he dosen't further shows his possible stupidity. Meanwhile, Smitty #1 Raises yet another great point by asking a question, the answer to which is painfully obvious:


Colten chooses the wrong answer, in doing so he proves that he is nothing more than a stupid graphics whore:


That just takes the cake, why on earth would you buy a more expensive game just because it has great graphics? That is just stupid beyond measure. It's foolish, narrow minded opinions like this that have led to the most major disappointments in gaming history. A new game is announced, gamers (especially the graphic whores) drool over the shiny new graphics, only to be disgusted and majorly disappointed when they find out the game is terrible.

Meanwhile, Colten raises yet another stupid point, again trying to keep his argument about Blockland being made more expensive alive, even though it died at this point:


Suuure... So,  your'e saying Blockland isn't popular? The game that has over 40000 users and more on the way isn't popular? Are you BLIND? Or just stupid. Blockland is already one of the most sandbox building games on the internet! You'd think someone with a BLiD in the 700's would know that, unless he considers the majority of Blockland users to be non-existent. Either that or he thinks the majority of Blockland users don't matter. Both of which make him a selfish idiot in addition to being a graphics whore. Oh and even though he thinks he's helping, he isn't.

He then tries to use his so-called friends opinions of him as another point:


Firstly, Does he even have any friends? Secondly, does he really think they'd care about him playing a game that's only 20$? Just how thick is he?

Very thick, apparently, as he adds three more opinions that are just over the top and ridiculous:


A game rights shelter? No such place exists. Protesting for all games to be 60$ just for better graphics? Wow, such stupidity. If games had rights, they wouldn't be rights to better graphics, they'd be rights to a better game, as in better game play.

In conclusion, Colten is an idiot and a graphics whore. He is not worthy to be a gamer and never will be unless he gets his head out of his a$$ and realize graphics are not and never will be everything. Not only that, but he is incredibly undeserving of his BLiD, as he seems to lack a lot of the knowledge that people in that BLiD range should have.

I'd recommend a Ban from your server.




Colten is pablo friend and he is a good person please do not ban

However, Colten, being the sore loser that he is, instantly retorts with an insult, showing that he clearly can't handle others opinions, especially when they contradict and defeat his:

To be honest money does help graphics because higher budget means that you have better equipment and more capabilities.

Besides, it's blatantly obvious Colten is joking.

This was very obviously a joke. I even misspelt imbecile...

hell this is a nice drama with evidence
not being sarcastic here

I was there when it happened and I'm pretty sure he was kidding around

This was very obviously a joke. I even misspelt imbecile...
yea

Colten is pablo friend and he is a good person please do not ban
Thank you friend <:^)

Besides, it's blatantly obvious Colten is joking.

Erm...yeah.

OP, I know it is an amazing rush of adrenaline when you post a drama, but this doesn't seem to be necessary.  Internet humor is hard on sarcasm-tracking.  Colten is pretty cool too and most likely was not intending to tick you off.


In conclusion, Colten is an idiot and a graphics whore. He is not worthy to be a gamer and never will be unless he gets his head out of his a$$ and realize graphics are not and never will be everything. Not only that, but he is incredibly undeserving of his BLiD, as he seems to lack a lot of the knowledge that people in that BLiD range should have.
i laughed

blid implies nothing about a person, and colten is every bit "deserving" of his blid - he joined the game when he joined the game, that's that.

OP got trolled by Colten lol.  Don't feed him.


bl would be worth 50 dollars for me~

Pro title too 10/10 explains the whole point