Okay, since apparently explaining a good reason isn't believable:
Please gift me Assassin's Creed Brotherhood and, if you can, Revelations. I would love you forever. I have no money or job right now. :(
I don't like to accept gifts without returning. So if you gift me something, I'll return the favor to you in the future. I still have to return a gift to Titanium Man when I get another job. :p
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