Author Topic: mommy how do i kiss girls  (Read 3770 times)

stick it in the pooper

no it was yours
HOOOOHHOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
OHOOHOHOHOH DAAAAAMMMNNN
#SHOTSFIRED#SHOTSFIRED#SHOTSFIRED.


staple your richard to the back of an aircraft carrier
try doing this

Just be romantic.

lol forget that

go all in mang


slightly tilt head to side
open mouth a little
pick which one of her lips you want in your mouth
go in and suck face(don't actually suck)

I'm not good at explaining things but I'm pretty sure there are tutorials online somewhere

if all else fails, go nail your rooster to a corn silo
« Last Edit: December 19, 2013, 03:43:30 PM by Zloff »

What you do is make a cardboard cutout of whom you want to kiss and use it to replace your mother.

make sure she's on her knees.

so much burn it melted the snow outside

so much burn it melted the nonexistant snow in the uk

so much burn it melted the nonexistant snow in the uk

Lava

so much burn it melted the nonexistant snow in the uk
there is always snow in scotland
thats just a rule

you take your mouth and you put it on her face, make sure not to breath either.

Go out to dinner with her and eat lots of garlic bread

open your mouth as wide as you can and smash it against her skull