Blockland in real life

[GhostDaTa]

I just raped some one useing marbles super power rape tool
Hurray

[Ad Bot]

[Advanced Bot]

I see a bunch of people that look like richards, yet I sound my alarm in a library and I get arrested.

[XR-7]

I can jump 6ft in the air...on my stomach.

[Lego lad]

How is my car not swerving anymore?!

[XR-7]

How is my car not swerving anymore?!

You turned off strafe steering.

[Gummy]

i would squish my enemies with my hammer, then use my printer to shoot print lazers at them for no reason 

[CharlesSpeaking]

i sprayed someone with a rainbow spraycan then suddenly a beard

[DoalerNeverGivesUp]

This speedkart is acting stuffty!

[ebube4356]

Wtf lag!

[Sack Boy]

I tried to make a build

but the goverment came with a destructo wand and destroyed it

Man the goverment are trolls

They are badmins. You must report them to god. But since god is stuck in the console (in this server they call it heaven (wtf?)) you must kill yourself. Ctrl-k is easiest, imo.

[Brickitect]

I can't build a house, building is disabled ;~;

[Snaked_Snake]

When I used my wrench under a car, I got arrested and put in one of those Asylums

[MARBLE MAN]

I put radius impulse events on a sheet of paper I left on my school bus

Instead of playing the pain emote, the children on the bus splattered against the windows...

When the bus drove away, the blood was floating in the air and only seemed to be visible from one side

Then, a policeman smacked me in the torso with a red hammer that said "BAN". I'm pretty sure he took out a few ribs.

[Snaked_Snake]

I put radius impulse events on a sheet of paper I left on my school bus

Instead of playing the pain emote, the children on the bus splattered against the windows...

When the bus drove away, the blood was floating in the air and only seemed to be visible from one side

Then, a policeman smacked me in the torso with a red hammer that said "BAN". I'm pretty sure he took out a few ribs.

Don't get it.
I started hammering the car when I got out, but then I got shot in the leg.
Edit: Then the car exploded.

[SwordCard0112]

i tried to spawn a vehicle but theres no spawning bricks wtf

i'm laughing at that