Author Topic: The Right Advice - ROUND 4  (Read 3439 times)

if you try to jam a gun magazine under your richard, will a magical trigger come out and every time you pull it chunks of jizz burst out of the urethra?


help i accidentally unlocked the topic

Give me advice on how to stop my cats from coming on the counter during dinner.


Do you have Life Alert?

How do I come up with a question?

ROUND 3:

how do i my documents
Yes! Marijuana was created by the Devil in order to mislead the innocent white man from God's word. Users constantly report Devil or demon sightings, and often secretly convert to Satanism.

To take Marijuana is to personally curse God!

how2 make osm thread like dis
Just pray, and let God's word into your heart! He will show you the way!

zealot is not a god
No, I am only a messenger! I bring word of a new era for Blockland Forums! I have a vision of a sparkling Forum of Gold that will stretch the land!

I was masturbating with a tuna jar and cut myself, how do I apply first aid?
First find some metallic wiring. This can most likely be found inside some computer wires. Open them with a knife, and pull it out. Tie the wiring around a needle, and stick it into the cut. The deeper the better. Pull it out, then stick it in a little bit farther down the cut, on the opposite side. If you need more help, look up some videos of people applying stitches to wounds.

Best luck!

What American state is considered to be the cleanest environmentally?
Definitely New York. Think about it, wide-open spaces, beautiful landscapes, not a building in sight for miles around. It's beautiful in the Winter.

Help I accidentally build a shelf
Lock yourself in a Garage with the materials to build shelves. After a few hours you should use them all up, and have build many shelves. Paint them and open up a Shelf-Shop. You'll be rich!

system32 is on my mac what do i do
Leave it. Macs can't get viruses, so it must be good!

Help, I have fallen and I cant get up!
All senior citizens should have Life-Alert! I could set you up for a plan for about $10000 a month. Contact me over PMs to further this conversation.

If link kills toon link in super smash bros brawl, is it homicide or Self Delete?
Any sort of killing is condoned by God's word, and is nothing but pure corruption towards the Devil! I'm not sure what hellish force commanded you to post this question but I assure you that you MUST get it out. I have a directory of local exorcists, contact me over PMs if you want it.

~deargodwhy~
I haven't tested this. Let me get back to you in a few minutes.

What is your opinion on white girl hunting??
As a hardcore white supremacist and Tumblr feminist, I can assure you that hurting a white female is disobeying God's word in any situation.

help i accidentally unlocked the topic
Log out. Once logged out of your forum account you will not longer be able to edit topics.

Give me advice on how to stop my cats from coming on the counter during dinner.
Pick your least favorite cat, and use it in a sacrificial ritual on the counter. It should create an anti-cat field around the counter.

how do i my documents
Libraries

Do you have Life Alert?
God is my Life Alert!

How do I come up with a question?
Just find a funny Yahoo Answers question and steal it from there.





yes, according to this movie, he his.

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bruce_Almighty

In Evan Almighty, Morgan Freeman is God.  Best person to possibly play him.

But I thought it was Bruce Almighty? :c