Lets Pretend you're gay, and you need to come out of the closet...

[HellHound]

Bust out of the closet Rambo-style with my man-crush clinging to my arm

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[KoopaScooper]

I'd tell my parents and then subsequently kill myself because homoloveuals are icky.

[Fennis]

I'd tell my parents and then subsequently kill myself because homoloveuals are icky.

bb i thought we had something

[awesomebread]

fap to gay research in front of my parents

[Alternat¡ve]

i would get really famous and then win an award and drop the bombshell in my acceptance speech

[Night Fox]

volunteer to be in a musical play

[Bisjac]

i would bring my boyfriend home

[Alyx Vance]

I'd keep quiet. Like I already am.

[KoopaScooper]

I'd keep quiet. Like I already am.

You didn't read the title you stupid homoloveual.

[Bester Bageler]

I would watch a lot of research, when my parents ask me why I like watching it so much I tell them "the guys are hot"

[psychomutt]

id absolutely make sure people knew i was gay like most gays i know by talking with a lisp and stuff like that.

[Donro98]

I'd take them out to Niagra Falls, and randomly strip naked and ass forget every remotely hot guy I see. Spread the love, amirite?

[Cakey]

*homoloveuality brought up in conversation"
"are you gay"
"ya"
"ok"

[Redconer]

come out of the closet with a naked dude on my richard

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