Author Topic: Lets Pretend you're gay, and you need to come out of the closet...  (Read 1922 times)

How would you do it?

My way would be to order hot dogs at every place I eat, and then when my parents question why I keep ordering hot dogs, I'll just say that I really like weiners.

So what would be your way (Be creative and keep it interesting)

i'd open the closet doors and step out

Why pretend when i already did this?


i can't even fit in my closet

I'd remove my testicles so my seed can't enter the genepool.

What if this topic was actually him looking for ideas on how to come out to his family, but disguised as a forum game?





come out of the closet with a naked dude on my richard

"im gay"

and thats how it happened folks

Plan an elaborate dance number and anti-climatically state at the end that I am gay.