Author Topic: Blockland Aces: The Cartelian War [On Base]  (Read 75953 times)

"Sir, Haythem's right, you are a mess. I'll save you something if you want,"

I look at Xavier and eye down two bacon burgers. The last ones.

I quite literally run to them and ask for two bacon burgers, one to save for Clay. The chef said "sure" and gave me two bacon burgers and two plates of soggy fries. Score.

He then puts up the "serve your own grub" throw-up stuff and goes to take a shower.

i want to crew a bomber :(

"Right, right.. I probably should.." I take my helmet off for the first time in 24+ hours. "Well would you look at that!" I nod towards the helmet in my hands and walk off towards the showers.

i want to crew a bomber :(
be on my b-1 me hearty

"Aww! forget you Haythem!" I say semi-sarcastically. It's karma, I guess.

I get a bowl of mystery stuff and follow Haythem.

Maybe I can make a friend.

"The man get's the best meals, the little boy gets the grub." I say, smiling. "You can have a little bit of Clay's bacon." I sit down in the corner of the mess hall, and I bend over my bacon burger like a hungry, fierce wolf. I drink my water bottle, and I ate all of my fries.

I look over at Clay's food, trying to weigh the options of eating his food and being satisfied and getting my ass handed to me, or being half-starved.

I chose the later. I slide Clay's food away from me to stop any temptations, and I get up and get some grub. "Doesn't hurt to try."

After several hours, I finally finish reading the flight manual for a plane that no longer exists. After saluting the manual, I jokingly set alight with my lighter and walk out of the barracks.

All is relatively quiet. As a group of planes departs on a patrol flight, the screech of their engines leaves me cringing as I realize I don't have my helmet on. Checking my watch, a familiar voice scolds me sarcastically, "You sly bastard. Requesting aircraft acquisitions without my knowledge." I look up to find my navigator, Ian, standing in front of me, holding a paper.

"The hell are you on about?"
"The new Sukhoi in the hangar. Technicians said G-men sent it over."
"Probably not even ours." I begin to walk away.
"But it is. The manifest says out names on it." The rustle of the paper taunts me. I turn around, and take the paper from Ian. It indeed does have both of our names on it. An Su-34 for us?
"Why would they give us a 34?"
"Really, Tosè? Why are you asking that question? The answer is obvious."

I shrug. "Alright then. Get acquainted with it, and I'll pick up a manual from-" another shrug "- I dunno, somewhere."
Ian waves goodbye and runs back to the hangar, while I walk the other direction to the infirmary.



As I approach the doorway, I hear the many voices of my squadron inside, and for once, feel guilty about not visiting earlier. I gingerly approach the door, and peek my head in, knocking on the doorway. "Happy Birthday, Estaloo."

The mystery stuff has a revolting taste in my opinion, but it's edible.

"Haythem, what plane did you order?"

After I shower, I throw my dirty flight suit in a wastebasket and put on a new one, leaving the torso part unzipped and wrapped around my waist. I also put my helmet on my bed before briskly walking to the mess hall.

"Hello boys." I sit myself down beside haythem. My arms being exposed, a small tattoo is visible. It appears to be a Yuktobanian Air Force pentagon, antlers and all. "What's new?" I say, beginning to stuff myself.

"I got a Mikoyan 1.44 today, that's about it thought. Glad to see you aren't a mess anymore, sir. What'd you put in for?

"An prototype A-10BC. Let's me have the more recent version with two seats so I can have a navingator/counter-measures guy when I am killing everything with the GAU-8 Avenger.

It's a prototype too because it has a 360 degree cannon so my navigator can shoot planes on our tail/a computer can do that. Pretty sweet."

I watch as Clay sits down next to me, "Uh, yeah, I saved your burger, sir." As I said this, I lick my lips as Clay stuffs himself with the bacon burger and the soggy fries. "Ah, okay... so I was talking about the prototype A-10BC that I sent an order for..." I look at his burger once more.

"How much trouble would I get in if I go into the back and cook us some more burgers?"

i'm gonna just
fly a bomber with miko
next mission
if we're doing bombing runs

me too

because that would be awesome

"HOW DO I SHOOT TURRET"
"HOW DO I BOMB"
"THIS THING CAN'T MANEUVER WORTH stuff"

I can see it happening now.

Lol



"The Mikoyan has these two, bigass engines, and they vector pretty much every way. The whole thing is huge, bigger than a raptor. It's engines are more powerful too. They even gave me the kind of helmet with a HUD in it. The plane itself hasn't been flown at all. They went out of their way to use an Antonov 225 and bring it over here, along with a guy who know the aircraft. It's the first military production aircraft, too." I brag.

Haythem asks about the burgers.

"I dunno, could ya make that three? I don't think they'd kill ya. They let us skip a bunch of guidelines anyway,"

I wait for Clay's side of the situation.