Blockland Aces: The Cartelian War [On Base]

[Mikoyan]

"I don't know what command is planning. But I've heard I might be flying a Lancer sometime soon." I say between bites. "Make some if you want. You think they'd question the orders of an LC?" I chuckle.

[Ad Bot]

[Mr. Hurricane]

"A Lancer?! Damn, I heard they use its engines to deafen people with low-flying passes. I don't think Id like to be in the bomber though, not my kind of aircraft,"

[Swat 3]

I take Xavier's grub and mine and I throw it into the trash.

I go into the back, take some ground beef, cheese, bacon, and some buns. "Want some non-stuffty french fries?" I turn on the grill and put a hamburger-shaped ground-beef with some of my secret ingredients in them. I make 10 burgers so I can pass them out to the other people in the mess hall. The smell of bacon can now fill the mess hall.

"Oh stuff, I would want to be in that Lancer. I love ATG stuff, especially humongous bombers that are super-sonic."

[NoZoner]

"Finally planning a strategic bombing run, are they?" I cut into the conversation as I sit down at the table. "I guess Etral was the last straw. Is there any talk going on about potential targets?"

[Mr. Hurricane]

"Holy stuff this is good," I say, mouth full of food.

I finish and swallow before I continue.

"I'll name your bomber for you, if ya want. I'd call it BUFF the Bombar, BUFF standing for Big Ugly Fat forgeter. What do ya say?"

I take a bite, chew, and swallow.

"Anyway, I can't stay for much longer. My maintenance crew, probably along with the entire Mikoyan Design Bureau, Base Commanders, and probably too high command and the government, are obligating me to read the manuals for my plane and it's helmet.

[Mikoyan]

"If there is, I haven't heard about it." I shake my head, "This is some serious stuff we're getting into." I look at Xavier, "you know any other bomber that can hit the deck going almost supersonic?" I smile.

[Swat 3]

I pass out the burgers to everyone in the room, leaving one extra burger. "We can do some stupid stuff to see who get's the burger." I munch on the delicious burger, putting a plate with a mountain of fries on top of it in the center of the table. I put some pickles , ketchup, and lettuce on my burger. "Perfect."

[Mr. Hurricane]

"A Tupolev 160, the Tu-22 Backfire, the F-111 Ardvark, want more? Hell, you could probably get a Tu-95 or a Antonov 225, or even a Ilyushin Il-78 to go sonic in a dive from a high enough altitude, it's not recommended though. Plus, I wanna try out my 1.44,"

[Mikoyan]

"Have fun with snapped wings mate. Kind of odd how we haven't been called back out since the attack."

[NoZoner]

My expression lightens up a little. "Come on, Xavier. You're missing a bunch of other Osean makes too. What about the A-5 Vigilante, the B-58 Hustler, or even the ill-fated XB-70 Valkyrie?"

[Mr. Hurricane]

I finish my burger.

"Consider too we lost two aircraft and Estaloo is hospitalized. Kinda odd how Nerverak hasn't poured on the arty, but then again, we slaughtered them before they could get ashore, and they blew themselves up with a Topol bomb truck that had a thermobaric bomb on its back rather than a missile. I'm surprised too as to how the place isn't overrun with Army starfishs."

I turn to Lars.

"True, they were supersonic too, Convair's hustler was beautiful but was like a flying loving rubics cube and only the designers knew how to fix them. The XB, hell I don't know what happened there. What's an A-5?"

[NoZoner]

"Some supersonic light bomber developed during the Cold War. It pretty much shared the same role as the Aardvark, 'cept it was launched from carriers, but I can't remember what happened to it."

[Mr. Hurricane]

"Hmm. I meant to ask, what plane did you put in for? I got a Mikoyan 1.44. They sent me a helmet, some Mikoyan worker who can teach the repair guys the plane, and bunch of spare parts. They used an Antonov 225 to bring all of the stuff here. They're really excited over it for some reason, then again, I really really wanna fly it. It's the first production aircraft, and the aircraft itself has never flown before either."

I look at the time.

"Holy stuff, I need to finish that manual. Thanks for the burger Haythem, I owe you one."

I take up my position on the crew room couch and open up the Flatpack's manual.

[NoZoner]

I look back at Xavier with incredulity as he leaves the table. A thought flashes in my mind for a brief moment. "stuff, maybe I'll drop by the administration offices and look through the papers."

[Deoxys And One Noob]

"An prototype A-10BC. Let's me have the more recent version with two seats so I can have a navingator/counter-measures guy when I am killing everything with the GAU-8 Avenger.

It's a prototype too because it has a 360 degree cannon so my navigator can shoot planes on our tail/a computer can do that. Pretty sweet."
I watch as Clay sits down next to me, "Uh, yeah, I saved your burger, sir." As I said this, I lick my lips as Clay stuffs himself with the bacon burger and the soggy fries. "Ah, okay... so I was talking about the prototype A-10BC that I sent an order for..." I look at his burger once more.

"How much trouble would I get in if I go into the back and cook us some more burgers?"

OK, you want an A-10BC?