The stuffty Superpower Game

[Tayasaurus]

everything happens at once. The universe is now over.

Power to read minds but not all the time only when i want to

you can only read the minds of serial killers and massive special interestistic perverts.

The power to have the solutions to anything appear before my eyes like its words on a screen

[Ad Bot]

[The Subject]

You don't have eyes.

The ability to grant the next person a bag of fresh, buttered popcorn.

[gr8dayseth]

You don't get any
I beat your system!!11

The ability to cure cancer (can't wait to see what this one is)

[Biohazard]

you kill everyone who has any type of cancer in their system

the ability to float

[Bomb Kirby]

3.2 millimeters above the ground, that is.

The ability to control the weather.

[the hacker]

You can only control whether or not you can breathe.

I know Pyromancy

[PurpleSir]

Pyromancy doesn't know you.

I can be any color I want.

[Menen]

You're also colorblind

I can bend light

[Flatflyer]

when you bend it the beam is so concentrated it burns.
and it can only bend towards you

The ability to grow wings

[the hacker]

The wings aren't strong enough to carry you.

I can make David Cage a good writer.

[MyCreativeName]

He dies in a fire.
I have infinite Self Esteem.

[the hacker]

He dies in a fire.

Not really stuffty, to be honest.

Skip over me.

[Pie Crust]

But your Self Esteem is only infinite on February the 30th.

I can stuff money and sneeze gold nuggets.

[the hacker]

You have Crohn's disease.

I get 75% off discounts on any and all manga

[Zanaran2]

You start growing a neckbeard and an obsession for pocky. It's best you find a doctor before you don the fedora.

I burn all fedoras ever made. Except the Holmes fedora.