Author Topic: The stuffty Superpower Game (Read 32823 times)

Zay · May 07, 2014, 08:27:57 PM

The source of your power is an ugly Trilby.

I have the power to deceive the eyes

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BlurIsBack · May 07, 2014, 11:03:55 PM

Of only gay prostitutes

I have the Death Note

LegendZ · May 07, 2014, 11:11:02 PM

You are compelled to write names of people who actually do good in this world.

Ability to freely transform matter as I wish.

Tudoreleu · May 07, 2014, 11:49:53 PM

Quote from: LegendZ on May 07, 2014, 11:11:02 PM

You are compelled to write names of people who actually do good in this world.

Ability to freely transform matter as I wish.

You transform everything you touch into gold.
The CIA kidnaps you, tortures you to find out how you're turning stuff into gold, and you starve to death in your cell because all of the food turns into gold.

I BELIEVE I CAN FLY

Menen · May 08, 2014, 04:34:07 PM

You're delusional and are put into a hospital.

The ability to not be fat

Zanaran2 · May 08, 2014, 04:37:09 PM

You are instead emaciated.

The ability to think of good abilities.

ResonKinetic · May 08, 2014, 04:41:43 PM

the abilities you come up with get stufftified by other people

the ability to transform into molasses.

}]Crazy[{ · May 10, 2014, 10:34:56 AM

once i find out what molasses is

The ability to summon hamsters from the heavens!

Bester Bageler · May 10, 2014, 10:49:47 AM

Quote from: }]Crazy[{ on May 10, 2014, 10:34:56 AM

once i find out what molasses is

Its the real name for syrup.

Ontopic: They all end up dead

The conch shell to summon mermaid man and barnacle boy.

Pie Crust · May 10, 2014, 01:08:25 PM

They die due to the lack of water.

The ability to spawn whatever the forget I want.

Scaredhappyguy · May 10, 2014, 08:51:15 PM

Only into the bad farlands.

The ability to stealthily fart

>inb4 you stuff yourself

Zanaran2 · May 10, 2014, 10:34:48 PM

The farts kill everyone within 5 feet and you will get thrown in prison for first degree gastrointestinal murder.

The ability to subtly piss
subtly

Tudoreleu · May 11, 2014, 12:51:13 AM

Quote from: Zanaran2 on May 10, 2014, 10:34:48 PM

The farts kill everyone within 5 feet and you will get thrown in prison for first degree gastrointestinal murder.

The ability to subtly piss
subtly

You get the ability to subtly piss
subtly
piss yourself

I can be a bird!

Pie Crust · May 11, 2014, 01:34:02 AM

Flatflyer wants to know your secrets and your head explodes.

I can fix things by looking at them.

Tudoreleu · May 11, 2014, 01:39:04 AM

Quote from: Pie Crust on May 11, 2014, 01:34:02 AM

Flatflyer wants to know your secrets and your head explodes.

I can fix things by looking at them.

You accidentally fix the national socialist regime.

I can change my state of aggregation!