The stuffty Superpower Game

[takato14]

only one square inch at a time

I can consume anything

[Ad Bot]

[Duhman115]

Except digestible foods

I can live without breathing

[Menen]

you don't breath, but you preform diffusion of gases and liquids through your skin. You cant swim or be in humid areas because you will drown.

I can phase through walls, but not anything under me

[Jokey365]

YOU can only phase through walls. You must do so completely naked while holding no items.

I can shoot laser-pointer-lasers out of my fingers on my demand and turn them off on my demand.

[hodot]

They take 10 seconds to turn off and they burn through things easily, like peoples' eyes.

I have the ability to open and shut anything at will from any distance.

[Zanaran2]

The doors always have a stampede of fedora'd gentleman surging right towards you (the "starfish") when they open. Better watch out, those canes and monocles can leave a nasty sting!

I have the ability to make a long-running, good forum adventure.

[Jokey365]

They all have to be 'The Life and Death of Mr. Nappy' remakes.

My body produces a wifi hotspot with good internet speed.

[Pie Crust]

You use cellular connection and your bill is $1 per KB downloaded.

I have the ability to control the world with my mind. (Matrix, much?)

[firestorm]

Your life span last an atto second due to extreme energy consumption
Error 404 Power not found. Continue? <yes> <no>

[Bomb Kirby]

<no>

The power to grant peoples' wishes.

[dudeman162]

You grant the wishes of your worst enemies.

The ability to Astronomy like no other man has ever Astronomy'd

[Planr]

You are isolated from the rest of human civilization forever.

The power to transform into a starship

[dudeman162]

You are isolated from the rest of human civilization forever.

The power to transform into a starship

You turn into that Borg cube from Star Trek and you don't move.

The ability to escape into any and every fantasy world.

[Flatflyer]

in every one you go to, you have to slay a dragon in to be able to go to another or go back.


The ability to not have to go to school

[Planr]

You don't have to go to school because you are stuck at home and bedridden for the rest of your life

The power to eat as much food as you want without getting fat; you don't throw it up either, it just dissapears when it enters your digestive tract