THE FOOD MEGATHREAD

[Hawt]

Welcome to the food megathread! Here, we talk about food.

Q&A

Q: What is food?
A: Food is something you eat.

Q: How do I eat?
A: Put the food in your mouth. Then chew it.

Q: But I hate it! It's green!
A: Don't complain! It might be a cucumber. If it's not a vegetable, don't eat it. Warning:

A cucumber is a natural carrot for girls. If you live in a house with a girl beware, when you go to the fridge make sure you wash the cucumber really well before eating it.

Q: But it was bread! And I ate it when it was green!
A: god damn, call 911

Q: I <3 chocolate!
A: Actually, it's not really healthy. Chocolate should sometimes make you <|3. Don't forget other candy!











/discuss

[Ad Bot]

[Kobewarrior]

1/10 op
only food I see is text

[GhostStar]

i love food not text, jesus OP

[Furling²]

I ate Hawt.

[Blockzillahead]

A cucumber is a natural carrot for girls. If you live in a house with a girl beware, when you go to the fridge make sure you wash the cucumber really well before eating it.

[GhostStar]

A cucumber is a natural carrot for girls. If you live in a house with a girl beware, when you go to the fridge make sure you wash the cucumber really well before eating it.

lol

[Dreams_Of_Cheese]

A cucumber is a natural carrot for girls. If you live in a house with a girl beware, when you go to the fridge make sure you wash the cucumber really well before eating it.

Or maybe don't 

[CharlesSpeaking]

raw fish best food

[Caribou]

Do any of you like avocado rolls? I do. I might wanna try sushi, but I am scared to try raw fish.

[GhostStar]

[CharlesSpeaking]

Do any of you like avocado rolls? I do. I might wanna try sushi, but I am scared to try raw fish.

don't be caribou

don't be

it's better than eating the meat of your family. eat smart!

[Jubel]

Stuffed hearts are good.

[CharlesSpeaking]

Stuffed hearts are good.

SEE THIS CARIBOU

SEE WHAT THIS MAN EATS

you know that's obviously what you should be scared to try and raw fish is much better to think of eating than this

[Mr Man]

A cucumber is a natural carrot for girls. If you live in a house with a girl beware, when you go to the fridge make sure you wash the cucumber really well before eating it.

Not just girls

[Pecon]

I hear Daedra Hearts are extremely healthy. Last one I had was spectacular.