A girl asked me if I masturbate

[Blockzillahead]

She was trying to hit on you but you're such a spaz you forgeted it up hardcore.

She asks if you masturbate
You say yes
She says she bets she can do it better
Then you go to the janitor closet

It was a pretty good plan but once again social awkwardness and autism has ruined everything.

Yeah OP done goofed really bad

[Ad Bot]

[Yosher]

Hands are made to turn pages of the bible, not touch yourself *coughs* in private places

But what if the people who created that book had touched themselves beforehand?

[Chimpanzee]

catholic school here

Now I understand. The best you can do is not talk about it and eventually people will (hopefully) treat you normally.

[xSetrox]

Yeah OP done goofed really bad

i really doubt that would be what happened
also, don't forget there was a boy there
I also forgot to mention that me and this girl are really close, and she's in my class as well, and if it got around to here, it wouldn't turn out to be good.

[Gumba Jonny]

you really overthink stuff

[xSetrox]

you really overthink stuff

my rep is already bad though

[Otis Da HousKat]

Who the forget doesn't want a dirty handjob in the school closet wtf


Like seriously what runs through you kids' heads?

[Blockzillahead]

my rep is already bad though

gee i wonder why

[Stocking]

I recall telling a close friend that I masturbated, and he could have gossipped.

that was your first mistake

you should never admit to masturbating to anyone, now your whole school thinks youre gross and weird because you couldnt keep your mouth shut

[Kobewarrior]

should have also admitted to not washing your hands

[Soukuw]

ask her to masturbate you

[Jubel]

Blogland forums giving great school and relationship advice since 1969

[BubbaGum]

What
Whats the problem its just a question like it's not even a big deal

[Doughboy]

i masturbate all the time
all the time

[xSetrox]

i masturbate all the time
all the time