A girl asked me if I masturbate

[Passta Soup]

please do not masturbate. this is against god's plan and you will go to hell. did you not listen in your religion classes?

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[xSetrox]

please do not masturbate. this is against god's plan and you will go to hell. did you not listen in your religion classes?

okay well
-6th commandment is basically dont cheat. people say procrastination breaks that, but i'm not married. and love that is for fun is allowed in marriage so what the hell
-why would god care if we don't harm anyone physically or verbally

[Passta Soup]

okay well
-6th commandment is basically dont cheat. people say procrastination breaks that, but i'm not married
-why would god care if we don't harm anyone physically or verbally

you're missing the point! it is god's plan for us to have offspring and continue our race! it would be against all said in the bible! do not masturbate. god hates cigarettes. go to hell

[xSetrox]

you're missing the point! it is god's plan for us to have offspring and continue our race! it would be against all said in the bible! do not masturbate. god hates cigarettes. go to hell

but the floor has never had a child before! so i'm donating semen to the floor!

[Trogtor]

you're missing the point! it is god's plan for us to have offspring and continue our race! it would be against all said in the bible! do not masturbate. god hates cigarettes. go to hell

no jesus says don't bang her if you don't put a ring on it

choking the chicken is fine as long as you ain't watchin that researcho

[Kearn]

floor

remind me to wear hazmat boots in your house

[xSetrox]

remind me to wear hazmat boots in your house

no please
get comfortable

[RedGajin]

is this topic serious omfg lol mad my day hahahaha

[bloody jumper]

Seriously what did anyone expect to come out of this topic? It obviously was gonna happen like it happened about a million times before.

[Stocking]

but the floor has never had a child before! so i'm donating semen to the floor!

[Cybersix]

catholic school here
it would get around to the teachers if that did happen and they'll give me stuff about god and stuff which is like complete bs because why would god want us to not masturbate if we aren't hurting anyone

Get this, in a science book it said that "God's days" were billions of years long.

[Night Fox]

I just keep it away from my parents.

fyi your parents know
if you masturbate, they know

[Visage]

You think if you told girls you jerk off like 30x a day because your richard is always hard they would be turned on or creeped out?

[Fab]

I am laughing so much

[BuildaBox]

I don't know whether to laugh or cry at this thread