Author Topic: A girl asked me if I masturbate  (Read 13640 times)

you're missing the point! it is god's plan for us to have offspring and continue our race! it would be against all said in the bible! do not masturbate. god hates cigarettes. go to hell
God hates DRPG

How about you ask that girl why is she so interested in your procrastination?

So I walk over. Immediately, she asks me if I masturbate. There's nothing I said to them before this that could have sparked this though.
My adrenaline shot up immediately. I said no. And she asked me if I was sure, and not thinking because I was nervous, I said no.
holy stuff this only could have been better if you said you too

Now I am loving depressed that my rep just got damaged. Anything I can do here? Or should I just leave it alone and hope for the best?
lmfao oh god she mugged you off

say yes.
then slowly move closer to her.
and start undressing yourself.

Umm, if they're really close friends of yours then that's totally normal if they ask you, if not, then they're probably planning on making fun of you or gossiping. It's normal for you to talk about that stuff with both male and female friends if they're close friends of yours, but if not then it's very likely that they're just gonna mess with you.

Although, even if that happens, there's literally nothing to be ashamed of. Because you admitted to masturbating which literally just means you jack your wanker. It doesn't mean you watch research even though it's very likely. When I was your age, hell yeah I fapped, I didn't watch research though, I just wacked it like there was no tomorrow. Also I'm not saying watching research is bad, I'm saying that you only admitted to fapping and not watching research, fapping is really nothing to be ashamed about, while research kinda is if people pick on you about it.

So yeah don't feel bad about wackin' it.

Um, pretty much everyone masturbates, in fact, she probably does too.

Hands are made to turn pages of the bible, not touch yourself *coughs* in private places

lmao

i say procrastination is natural

prove to her that you do


im doing a report on research.

were presenting this lololol, had to pick a controversial topic and my teacher ratified it so im like ha forget yeah i know everything about research.

lmao

i say procrastination is natural
i don't see any birds flying around whackin their meat

Now I am loving depressed that my rep just got damaged. Anything I can do here?
Honestly, this is no big deal. You have much bigger things to worry about, like your grades. Nobody should care if you fap or not, everybody does. If it's really THAT funny to them that this is big funny stuff, they need to grow up.

i don't see any birds flying around whackin their meat

do we do it in public normally?