A girl asked me if I masturbate

[plad101]

i don't see any birds flying around whackin their meat

Dude i do all the time.

[Ad Bot]

[Khorde]

i do ;)

huh, normally people with small roosters dont do that, but i guess you should do what feels right

[EazyE]

huh, normally people with small roosters dont do that, but i guess you should do what feels right

[Doughboy]

huh, normally people with small roosters dont do that, but i guess you should do what feels right

[JPSC]

get wrecked 

[SWAT One]

but the floor has never had a child before! so i'm donating semen to the floor!

Nope.

[$trinick]

Should have replied, "do you?"

[EazyE]

Should have replied, "do you?"

yeah this

you could probably get your richard wet if she woulda said yes

[Fey]

come to blockland forums for all your problems, we'll help (not)

[xSetrox]

Nope.

You can't rely on the internet for bible quotes.
"Thou whom eats potato chip shall face the devil for eternal life"

[MyCreativeName]

im too lazy to fap

[Lusk]

Dont stress about it, homie!
Thats the worst thing you can do! I imagine nothing bad will happen! If something bad does happen, I owe you something in my Steam inventory

[Chrono]

do we do it in public normally?

I had a bird.

[Georges]

You can't rely on the internet for bible quotes.
"Thou whom eats potato chip shall face the devil for eternal life"

setro, this is actually a correct quote.

[Tetris]

Dont stress about it, homie!
Thats the worst thing you can do! I imagine nothing bad will happen! If something bad does happen, I owe you something in my Steam inventory

inb4hegetssomeonepregnant