A girl asked me if I masturbate

[awesomebread]

setro ur silly

[Ad Bot]

[Bisjac]

"only because I'm single" and you wink at her and walk away without another word.

alpha move

[Alyx Vance]

Wow, people at my school like straight up ask about special interestes.
I have a INTERESTING GROUP OF FRIENDS AT MY TABLE

[plad101]

but the floor has never had a child before! so i'm donating semen to the floor!

Dude if you can't keep your semen from getting on the floor you suck at jacking off

[Caribou]

I think you should take her to the Olive Garden and who knows, you might get lucky with her and hit the jackpot.

[Alyx Vance]

Dude if you can't keep your semen from getting on the floor you suck at jacking off

This. Either you
A. Have a super soaker snake
B. Pretty bad at the fap.

[Zanaran2]

setro she just REALLY wants the D

[plad101]

This. Either you
A. Have a super soaker snake
B. Pretty bad at the fap.

Why did i find this so funny?

[Alyx Vance]

Why did i find this so funny?

Because you imagined someone cumming like a super soaker?

[plad101]

No i imagined a guy stroking a super soaker then it spraying everywhere

[SquartleTurtle]

come to school with a payday outfit and a paintball gun and start shooting her except the paintballs are filled with your jizz

[plad101]

come to school with a payday outfit and a paintball gun and start shooting her except the paintballs are filled with your jizz

Then start screaming it's a loving bulldozer and stroke your richard

[SWAT One]

You can't rely on the internet for bible quotes.
"Thou whom eats potato chip shall face the devil for eternal life"

Then look it up in your own Bible.  That's biblegateway.com; it's literally word-for-word in every translation I've checked in comparison to the printed version.

[SquartleTurtle]

Then start screaming it's a loving bulldozer and stroke your richard

then get a safe and then start drilling it for three hours and when it opens put a piece of paper in there that says blow me

[Mura]

i masturbate all the time. im masturbating right now.