A girl asked me if I masturbate

[Zay]

Flat chests 4 life.

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[plad101]

This thread just makes me laugh

[Scriode]

procrastination is natural. I started fapping at like 12

2 years in the future?

OT: Also my GF told me that girls masturbate too. 99% of them lie. Don't fall for this hypocrite stuff of hers.

[plad101]

2 years in the future?

#Shotsfired

[Kingdaro]

I love how procrastination is this bullstuff taboo topic that apparently marks you as a spawn of satan, but everyone does it.

[Zay]

2 years in the future?

#ROASTED

[Candy Apple]

Seeing as you go to a Catholic school (Good on you, kid), it's probably good that you didn't tell her you masturbated. procrastination is a sin in the eyes of God and his are the only eyes that matter.

[OrkusBorkus]

Seeing as you go to a Catholic school (Good on you, kid), it's probably good that you didn't tell her you masturbated. procrastination is a sin in the eyes of God and his are the only eyes that matter.

Hands are made to turn pages of the bible, not touch yourself *coughs* in private places

[Candy Apple]

Was I too late?

[Gumba Jonny]

Seeing as you go to a Catholic school (Good on you, kid), it's probably good that you didn't tell her you masturbated. procrastination is a sin in the eyes of God and his are the only eyes that matter.

then he'd be lying which is another sin
also her not pointing out that he was lying is a sin of omission

[Candy Apple]

then he'd be lying which is another sin
also her not pointing out that he was lying is a sin of omission

Sin of omission is a small sin in the eyes of the Lord and he would not be forsaken for that.

[Romulus of the sky]

I can't tell if you guys are being serious about this stuff with religion.

[0xBRIANSMITH]

You should have jerked it right there infront of her and came on her.
You should have asked her if she masturbates.

[Caribou]

i masturbate all the time. im masturbating right now.

How do you type? I'm guessing you use one hand.

[Alyx Vance]

How do you type? I'm guessing you use one hand.

Its easy to do!
Using a touch screen iPod one handed while masturbating isn't