A girl asked me if I masturbate

[Alyx Vance]

I mean, I've never tried whacking off and sending text messages at the same time, but I'd imagine it's about the same difficulty as texting with my left hand anyway. Which isn't difficult at all.

I'm used to using 2 heads when I text. Also I have to do a lot of scrolling on my iPod.

[Ad Bot]

[Deus Ex]

I don't know what catholic school you go to but...
I've gone to catholic schools all my life and I guarantee you we all fappity shlick shlick. The only difference is if you're ashamed of it or not, which you shouldn't be. Completely natural. And satisfying :D
She probably asked because she and her friends were talking about how everyone masturbates. Me and my friends used to have that discussion a lot in religion class last year.

[Electrk.]

I'm used to using 2 heads when I text. Also I have to do a lot of scrolling on my iPod.

do explain

[TikanX]

12 is not "well over" 11

15, actually.  Though I don't see why my age matters.

[Clone v.117]

15, actually.  Though I don't see why my age matters.

have you hit puberty yet

If you have you must have the libido of a brick.
Though even bricks get laid OOOOOHHHH

[Cakey]

what happens in my room stays in my room

that's how I respond to anyone that asks me that

[Night Fox]

what happens in my room stays in my room
that's how I respond to anyone that asks me that

that's basically saying yes

[mod-man]

stuff aint nothin wrong with sayin yes lol

chances are they do too

[Cakey]

that's basically saying yes

duuuuuuuude

[Gumba Jonny]

If you have you must have the libido of a brick.
Though even bricks get laid OOOOOHHHH

WRECKED AS forget

[Stocking]

stuff aint nothin wrong with sayin yes lol

chances are they do too

girls dont masturbate. that's really gross

[Fab]

girls dont masturbate. that's really gross

but, but..-

nvm

[IkeTheGeneric]

Now I am loving depressed that my rep just got damaged.

What kind of reputation gets damaged through the revelation that you masturbate?

[NEkram]

What kind of reputation gets damaged through the revelation that you masturbate?

bing a good kid

[Stocking]

bing a good kid

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