There's a girl that I've been going to school with since kinder and one day she was all like "Ben, do you masturbate?". I don't really mind her asking that since she's a kool kat.
All I responded with is "It's improper if I answer that". Because if you say No, it makes it sound like you do. If you say Yes, then you're disgusting. So just say "It's Improper"