Boy threatens to put sister’s kitten in a Blender if Santa Claus doesn’t bring him a PS4

[xSetrox]

lol
he sounds like a typical american kid or something

:c
i'm just a cat
what would i know

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[SlayerZ99]

um why is this under humor?

[0xBRIANSMITH]

put the kid in the blender and blend his feet off
ask him if he likes it
???
problem solved

[Tayasaurus]

This kid knows whats up 

[XR-7]

Let me guess, he got a PS4...

That's how parents are nowadays.

[Muzzles56]

Let me guess, he got a PS4...

That's how parents are nowadays.

Imaginary kids get PS4s all the time
Hell, this imaginary kid got a PS7 already

[Tayasaurus]

Imaginary kids get PS4s all the time
Hell, this imaginary kid got a PS7 already

He held a time traveler at gun point and had him take him into the future to get the new ps8 as well.

Then he came back

[Klocko²]

He just wants to play Baby Cat Blender Sim

On next gen graphics

I hope that doesn't exist

[Clone v.117]

If I was his dad I would beat him shouting "Santa's not real you friend"

[The Black Card]

I was confused for a second when I thought that he meant this blender http://www.blender.org/

[ZombiLoin]

Let me guess, he got a PS4...

That's how parents are nowadays.

put the kid in the blender and blend his feet off
ask him if he likes it
???
problem solved

um why is this under humor?

lol
he sounds like a typical american kid or something

how loving gullible are you people
http://www.hoax-slayer.com/boy-ps4-kitten-blender-story.shtml
it's not even from a American tabloid. it's from a britbong tabloid.

[SeventhSandwich]

I want to loving murder him. That's not loving right. At all. It's animal cruelty.

I'm pretty sure that for something to constitute animal cruelty, an animal actually has to get hurt. Since cats are too dumb to understand humans, the kid's empty threats are harmless to the animal.

[Port]

how loving gullible are you people
http://www.hoax-slayer.com/boy-ps4-kitten-blender-story.shtml
it's not even from a American tabloid. it's from a britbong tabloid.

congrats, 200 people have already said it's fake, move along

[Shadow cube master]

parents' fault
you think a kid deserves to die because of his parents not teaching him how to be decent
nobody needs to die under any circumstances but definitely not a child

Did somebody say death?

[KillerCop311]

-NGH-

THERE WAS NO loving NEED FOR YOU TO BUMP THIS MONTH OLD THREAD