Author Topic: Haribo's Sugarless Gummy Bears are a Intestine-Cleaningly Tasty Candy (Read 926 times)

Cybertails1998 · January 16, 2014, 07:22:03 AM

Yeah i know it's old, but you really can't spell "gold" without that word.

Friendly reminder: Some gummy bears have a built-in punishment for eating too much, called "stuffting uncontrollably and confessing to unsolved crimes".

Case in point: all of these Amazon product reviews - some of them being pretty big.

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PurpleMetro · January 16, 2014, 07:25:38 AM

but gummy bears are so innocent :(

Cybertails1998 · January 16, 2014, 07:33:56 AM

that heavily depends of what type of gummy bears you purchase

Port · January 16, 2014, 07:48:59 AM

oh my god

Headcrab Zombie · January 16, 2014, 09:21:31 AM

Why would you even sell something if you have to put a warning against in on the packaging

GhostDaTa · January 16, 2014, 09:24:38 AM

I'm ordering these for a friend of mine
forget him

Clone v.117 · January 16, 2014, 09:34:52 AM

If they're really that stufftastic I need to buy some, this could be a lot of fun.

Cut Glass · January 16, 2014, 09:48:04 AM

forget YOU I'M IN CLASS. I'm literally here trying my hardest not to lol.

ChappersTeddy · January 16, 2014, 09:53:13 AM

there's no point in selling sweets if they don't have sugar
that's THE WHOLE POINT OF SWEETS
hint hint look at the name of the food
they are supposed to be SWEET and give you some carbohydrates

Electrk. · January 16, 2014, 09:57:39 AM

These reviews are hilarious

Quote from: ChappersTeddy on January 16, 2014, 09:53:13 AM

there's no point in selling sweets if they don't have sugar
that's THE WHOLE POINT OF SWEETS
hint hint look at the name of the food
they are supposed to be SWEET and give you some carbohydrates

things can be sweet without sugar

Couatl · January 16, 2014, 09:57:44 AM

afk buying some for my friendz

Blake1 · January 16, 2014, 09:58:53 AM

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WHAT THE forget LOL

Couatl · January 16, 2014, 09:59:49 AM

Quote from: Blake1 on January 16, 2014, 09:58:53 AM

WHAT THE forget LOL

That's the best one
it made my day

Georges · January 16, 2014, 10:06:28 AM

Quote from: Electrk. on January 16, 2014, 09:57:39 AM

These reviews are hilarious

things can be sweet without sugar

I thought it needed some kind of sugar to be sweet? It doesn't have to be say table sugar, but still a kind of sugar?