Sid Jairo's Europa Forumalis: Total War - time for some REAL nation rp

[Swat 3]

They're independent from you.

What does that mean?

England presents an alliance pact that exempts Turkish invasion help from Russia to Russia.

we had cannons and guns before you did

Uh.
You didn't say that... at all. Besides, having guns before they were un-outlawed means that the Pope's favor with you would have drastically dropped.

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[Nonnel]

France denounces England again for being stupid.

[Swat 3]

France denounces England again for being stupid.

England denounces France for being big fat meanies.

[Maxwell.]

What does that mean?

England presents an alliance pact that exempts Turkish invasion help from Russia to Russia.
Uh.
You didn't say that... at all. Besides, having guns before they were un-outlawed means that the Pope's favor with you would have drastically dropped.

Me and France exchange territories, Scotland also claims the island between it and the northwest two tiles, we also start researching cannons.

And because I am allies with France I wouldn't take a hit from the pope.

Also it means I'm not part of your country.

England denounces France for being big fat meanies.

Couldn't you take a hit for this though?

[Mr. Hurricane]

Russia warns England that they're being stupid.

Russia accepts the pact reluctantly.

[ZombiLoin]

Turkey moves 30,000 troops into the Northwestern-most part of Russia.

[Jairo]

Turkey wishes to have an alliance with the Songhai empire.

In other news, Turkey introduces a new musket with a longer barrel made of Damascus steel. Combined with the wheellock mechanism, it is one of the finest guns in the world to date. However, it is incredibly expensive, and only 17 of such weapons have been produced. It has the unheard of accuracy of 150 yards.

A cheaper version with a flintlock mechanism is in the works.

The Songhai accept.

The Zulus eagerly await the Turks's decision on their alliance.

[ZombiLoin]

The Turks respectfully decline Zulu's alliance proposal.

[Swat 3]

Russia warns England that they're being stupid.

Russia accepts the pact reluctantly.

Guys, I am not England.
You could easily say, "Swat 3, you are being stupid." instead of loving my country.

Also, Max, where did Jairo say that you do not get hits from the Pope because the Pope is French and you are allied with France?

England sends 10,000 troops to Russia, most carrying (wheel lock or whatever) guns. There are still some archers, since arrows travel much farther.

England implements a system that takes 14 year old boys and offers them training in: Battle/Soldier (they go to a battleschool), Scouting, School/Law/Politics, and Courier. Girls can pick Cooking, Scouting, Courier, and Diplomacy, and School/Law/Politics. Some are only qualified for Ranger.

England wishes that the Turks would have a positive relationship with England instead of having at it with each other.


England continues to spread in Australia.

Couldn't you take a hit for this though?

I don't know, maybe I am partially joking and partially asking everyone to stop denouncing me for out of RP things.

[Tingalz]

The Prussian Empire wishes for the English and the Turkish to consider peace talks instead of war.

[Muslim]

The arts flourish under the new Byzantine empire, after the revolution changes the government forever. The government now preaches diplomacy and safety, and for that reason will be completely neutral in any war except those where allies are involved.

In other news, we try to ally with Spain, France, and Prussia.

[Swat 3]

England asks for an alliance with the new Byzantine empire, respecting the arts.

[Nonnel]

Guys, I am not England.
You could easily say, "Swat 3, you are being stupid." instead of loving my country.

You are your country's leader.

[Mikoyan]

Spain proposes a marriage between the royal families of Portugal and ourselves. Forming the Empire of Hispania. We urge Portugal to greatly consider this.

[Mr. Hurricane]

The Prussian Empire wishes for the English and the Turkish to consider peace talks instead of war.

Russia seconds this.

Russia's rearming of its military is 75% complete. The technology has become available to start manufacturing flintlocks. The weapons are extremely expensive. Only Russia's elite riflemen are to recieve these weapons for the time being.

A special shorter rifle has been supplied to elite heavy cavalry units.