Sid Jairo's Europa Forumalis: Total War - time for some REAL nation rp

[ZombiLoin]

Breaking news! Turkey finishes it's special project- the percussion cap. No longer will troops have to re-powder the pan or deal with the inherent unreliability of flintlocks. This technology is brand spanking new, and only frontline troops in Timurid land are having their old rifles converted to use the new technology.

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[Tingalz]

The Prussian Empire puts into motion a public education system. Children from ages of 8 up to 18 may be educated in Mathematics, History, Science, and learn to speak Latin, German, and/or Hungarian.

Research and production of factories continue.

[Swat 3]

Britain acquires percussion caps since the Turks acquired the minie ball. England creates the Aus-Rifle (an adapted Brunswick Rifle that is actually easy to reload) which can use the Minie ball (yes I know the Brunswick Rifle really didn't use it but we use it, alternate history).

Australia is almost fully claimed by the British nation. A small fleet of British boats that were set out to give supplies to the colony in western Canada stumble upon the eastern-most island of Hawaii, they claim it and send one ship back to Australia bringing the news. Multiple shipyards are made in Australia to make ships.

We are done researching Organized Workforce and Coal, but are 50% done with Steam. Plans for iron-clad warships are 45% finished. Research for factories continue.

The English follow suit and put together a public education system, but requires the parents of children to pay (a little high) taxes toward the school system until the treasury balances due to the Crusade against England. Children from ages 7 to 18 will be educated in Mathematics, Science, History, English Skills, and Art. Some Children may apply for foreign languages.

[ZombiLoin]

Jesus Christ what don't you pull out of your ass? It'll take atleast another 20 years before breech lock weapons arrive, and you totally skipped paper cartridges. Next time we go to war I'm going to raze the stuff out of you.

[Mikoyan]

Is Turkey of democratic ideology? If so, like I said, you're invited into the UN.

Anyways, Spanish ships begin patrolling the west American coasts for British ships.

[Nonnel]

Anyways, Spanish ships begin patrolling the west American coasts for British ships.

France does the same in Scandinavia.

[Swat 3]

Jesus Christ what don't you pull out of your ass? It'll take atleast another 20 years before breech lock weapons arrive, and you totally skipped paper cartridges. Next time we go to war I'm going to raze the stuff out of you.

I am browsing Wikipedia; I am sorry for not knowing anything about guns and the history of them for forgets sake.

Does the west coast of America count as Canada? We aren't really settling there.

[ZombiLoin]

I am browsing Wikipedia; I am sorry for not knowing anything about guns and the history of them for forgets sake.

Does the west coast of America count as Canada? We aren't really settling there.

Okay, good.

[Swat 3]

Okay, good.

I am not really "good" per say in having and keeping diplomatic relations. I also have the idiocy to go around ticking people off on accident; I honestly can't help it. If it were up to me, I would want to have a positive relationship to the lot of you. I wouldn't have figured out that flushing out Protestantism and declaring peace was the thing to do.

The only way for me to get better at this is for everyone to stop getting on my ass about the little mistakes I do. Yelling at school kids for getting an answer wrong does not teach them how to do the answer currently. Terrible brown townogy but you get my point. I am not asking for you to sit down and tell me what to do and what not to do, but I expect a little bit of leeway.
One tile on Hawaii and New Zealand are officially established. The colony on the north-west coast of Canada suffers from an earthquake. The colony on the south-west of south america flourishes with the amount of gold they are mining.

Talks from changing the capitol from London to some city in Australia are being issued.
Okay yes Jairo thanks for updating the map but where is my South American colony, Canadian colony, and Hawaii colony?

Holy stuff I have a lot of colonies. Take your time in putting them officially in place. I just noticed that it would be impossible and powergaming to be doing this :P. Just add spots in Australia and my colonies in the Americas over time until my requests are complete.

[Mr. Hurricane]

Russia inquires as to why it can't be a part of the United Nations.

I'm not gonna wait for the state of affairs. Here be the results of the revolution.

The Democratic/Republic Federalist/Union Socialist government has been established.

A preliminary public education system has been put in place. The education system is oriented toward the social goals. The education is managed directly by the government.

The economy is now planned and plans are set for each state of affairs. Money is in the process of being abolished, and replaced by a system of "ration tickets". People are highly encouraged to practice minimalism. The government now handles all money, for use in national trade. People are only "paid" by the ration ticket system. Everyone is employed where they are best seen fit.

A system for security has been established, allowing for all mentally-healthy citizens to own firearms, and is amended to say that this right cannot be taken away. Only explosives (bombs and such) can be controlled. The system is revealed to wide acclaim.

The military is still idle, aside from the force helping the Turkish.

High leve universities and research organizations are looking into ironclads and improved cannons.

[Swat 3]

England is willing to help research ironclads and improved cannons with the Soviets.

[Mikoyan]

Communism goes against our ideology of freedom.

And you don't have a South American colony swat. But if you choose to have one, prepare to be blockaded.

[Jairo]

I'm not gonna wait for the state of affairs. Here be the results of the revolution.

I don't decide the fate of internal revolutions that you guys create

I manage the revolutions created by me and in the ai nations

The Democratic/Republic Federalist/Union Socialist government has been established

also wot

did you just switch ideologies or something

I'm clumping government types under the 3 categories so socialism falls under order

[Swat 3]

I like democracy, so signed

A fleet of ships claim a west coast territory of SA and another NA. More claims for Australia placed for every turn until conquered. Do so for scandivadian territory too, and NA and SA.

Going offline, that is why claim thingy when off is wanted. Don't invade me while I sleep!

I also like how you are blockading basically Canada to the tip of South America when you only have a little stretch of land exposed. This would essentially be impossible.

We are not going to be invasive to your American claims. We only wish to have a part of the New World.
England hopes to become a neutral country, and not to have any major involvement in natural affairs unless directed to by allies (which we have none) or the Pope (which I basically suspect Crusades probably don't happen anymore). They wish to perfect the arts and give peace to their citizens.

I just noticed that the industrial revolution actually started in England, but of course, alternate history.

[Jairo]

STATE OF AFFAIRS

NATION FOUNDED!
UNITED NATIONS FOUNDED!
Cbrown town COMPLETE!
WORLD WONDERS NOW AVAILABLE!
IDEOLOGICAL ADOPTION LIST UPDATED!
IDEOLOGIES UPDATED!

Switzerland has been granted independence by its parental civilization, Milan!

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The United Nations Council has been founded by Spain! It only allows nations following the Democracy/Freedom ideology (excluding England.)

MEMBERS:
- Scotland
- France
- Spain
- Korea
- Ethiopia
- The Netherlands
- Venice
- Milan
- Portugal
- Switzerland
- The Turks
- The Byzantine Empire

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The Suez Cbrown town has been completed by the Turks and the Byzantine Empire! More efficient trade and exploration may now be performed!

The Panama Cbrown town has been completed by France! More efficient trade and exploration may now be performed!

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With the rise of industrialization, World Wonders have come into play! To start with, we have the Order-specific Kremlin, the Autocracy-specific Prora, and the Freedom-specific Statue of Liberty!

The Kremlin boosts empire-wide production by 40% and science by 10%!

The Prora provides an attack bonus of 25% for all troops after its construction is completed (permanently)!  It also instantly settles any resistance in conquered territories, allowing you to immediately sell, trade, or begin construction in those territories.

The Statue of Liberty improves diplomatic relations significantly, boosting your favor among the world. It also increases gold income from trade by 20% and empire-wide gold by 20%!

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Democratic Nations:
- Scotland
- France
- Spain
- Korea
- Ethiopia
- The Netherlands
- Venice
- Milan
- Portugal
- England
- Switzerland
- The Turks
- The Byzantine Empire

Communist Nations:
- USSR
- China
- Songhai
- Indonesia
- The Mongols
- The Timurids
- India

Fascist Nations:
- The Zulu
- Japan
- Hungary
- The Prussian Empire

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Ideologies:

Freedom/Democracy
- provides diplomatic boosts to all countries, helping negate previous--or future--warmonger penalties
- improves Great Person generation
- makes natural Golden Ages more likely
- inherit bonus gold in foreign trade routes
- you may recruit foreign nations for support in wars

Order/Communism
- helps quell resistance and unhappiness in your empire, increasing the chance of natural Golden Ages
- helps maintain order and self-sustenance, improving your civilization's expansion rate
- improves the production and science of your civilization, helping you to eclipse your allies and enemies
- your troops receive a defensive bonus when fighting in friendly territory
- your troops receive a morale boost when a friendly territory is adjacent to theirs

Autocracy/Fascism
- lowers standing military wages, improving your economy
- boosts troop morale, making your troops fight more fiercely while demoralizing enemy troops
- boosts population happiness, allowing you to conquer more territory
- you may demand resources and money from foreign nations if they fear you enough
- units may ignore enemy zone of control/sphere of influence, allowing you to blitzkrieg assault

Adopting an Ideology will drastically improve relations with other civs of that Ideology, regardless of past events. Adopting an Ideology will also generate Civil Unrest in other civilizations, helping to establish your Ideology as the true one!

THESE NATIONS HAVE DECLARED A CEASEFIRE

Japan and China
Japan and Korea

THESE NATIONS HAVE DECLARED WAR

The Turks and the Timurids

THESE NATIONS HAVE DECLARED AN ALLY-SHIP

Spain and France
Spain and Scotland
Hungary and the Prussian Empire
Switzerland and Milan
Switzerland and Venice
Switzerland and the Vatican

EXTRANEOUS EVENTS

China accepts Spain's proposal for trade!
Switzerland offers an alliance with France!
Switzerland offers an alliance with the Prussian Empire!
Switzerland offers an alliance with the Netherlands!
World map updated!

GREATEST FACTIONS REPORT

Military - Russia
Financial - Switzerland
Production -  The Prussian Empire
Population - Russia
Technological - France
Overall - The Prussian Empire