White House Must Address Petition to Deport Justin Bieber (Updated News!)

[Mouse droidz 21]

What happened to the, "Illegalize doge" petition?
I don't think this will actually happen, but the idea is nice.

oh my loving goodness me. Who made that?

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[Tokerovin]

we already have too many canadian people
lets thin out the pack

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we already have too many canadian people eh
lets thin out the pack eh

fixed

[SeventhSandwich]

I think a lot of people from middle school owe me money on forgotten bets I made about whether or not Justin Bieber's career would spiral downwards.

[XR-7]

My state I think has a zero tolerance thing where any amount will get u in massive trouble.

The leeway is for things like rubbing alcohol, vanilla, and some cough medicines that have trace amounts of alcohol in them.  If these weren't a factor, I'd be totally fine with zero tolerance.

Btw, I just saw this deporting goodness on FOX news.  This is gettin' serious now.

[comr4de]

Lets pass a white house petition to federally revoke furling's ability to post new threads.

[0xBRIANSMITH]

Lol, you're so arrogant.  JB didn't do anything drastic.  And besides that point, if he acts up then the courts will handle it, forget anyone who thinks a petition is a good idea, especially in this case.

he has commited so many crimes that listing them would take so long by the time I am done he would have already been deported.

[cooldawson3]

Lets pass a white house petition to federally revoke furling's ability to post new threads.

jesus christ I spit tea all over my monitor.

Why do I insist on drinking tea on the forums every time?

Wait

Anti-Bieber petition passed.

What? It passed??

[Redconer]

forget I was in class when I read this and bursted out laughing. Got detention :(

How you even

[cooldawson3]

How you even

Was going to list a number of ways, but you're still in Middle School, aren't you?

I know the middle school here was crazy strict, then highschool was like 'do whatever'.

[auzman466]

He didn't actually do anything drastic.  First of all, this is his first offence that's actually worthy of being jailed, yeah he could be jailed up to 6 months, but since it's his first offence, I doubt it.

Floyd Mayweather beat his ex-girlfriend in front of her kids, and guess what, he got let off to house arrest because of some bullstuff his lawyer pulled.  Did anyone make a big fuss about it like the are with JB? nope, because Floyd is a professional boxer, and who pays attention to that.  All JB did was drive drunk with the alcohol level of .04, that's not even bad, .08 and above is the illegal limit, it's just because he's not 21.  And he raced some dude.  If people can get over a dude beating someone, then they can let JB go.

I'm not upset because this will get passed, trust me, this will go no where, it's just the people signing this are just loving handicapped.

his license was also expired

WaitWhat? It passed??

no, furling is just an idiot and can't tell the difference between a petition passing and a petition getting enough signatures to be reviewed.

[XR-7]

Anti-Bieber petition passed.[/b]

Well then...

We're in business now guys.

[vulnus]

he has commited so many crimes that listing them would take so long by the time I am done he would have already been deported.

Lol, k champ.

[Bisjac]

What happened to the, "Illegalize doge" petition?
I don't think this will actually happen, but the idea is nice.

you just get your stuff and gtfo right now

[Furling²]

Update News at OP (Justin Bieber’s Epic Bad Day Capped by Toronto Assault Charges-Bieber turns himself in)