The gun

[SWAT One]

shove gun up richardhole

Sadly you cannot.

If you just believe, and with enough pixie dust, by Jove, you CAN!

[Ad Bot]

[Dre5567]

you're not giving any loving choice
it's just "no"

[Decepticon]

shoot the door

[SWAT One]

Shoot the latches of the door off, if locked, then open.

[Aware]

Start singing Christmas carols

[Doom Mantis]

Just shoot the damn lock, or shoot the damn door so the bullets hit the guys on the other side...

Or you could jump out of the window, or go into the cellar, either way....

[Cargøn]

dissemble the gun and reassemble it like a barbell
bench press it like 2,000,000 times
with your newfound muscles on muscles break the door and throw it at the bandits
beat the survivors into cream cheese
claim your rightful place as the king of your city and beat anyone who disagrees with your muscaliscous rule into a pulp and into submission
dissemble the gun again and reassemble it as your new throne

[Gumba Jonny]

forget WHY

[Snaked_Snake]

Assemble the gun and shoot through the door to kill the bandits, then jump out the window.;

[SWAT One]

dissemble the gun and reassemble it like a barbell
bench press it like 2,000,000 times
with your newfound muscles on muscles break the door and throw it at the bandits
beat the survivors into cream cheese
claim your rightful place as the king of your city and beat anyone who disagrees with your muscaliscous rule into a pulp and into submission
dissemble the gun again and reassemble it as your new throne

LMFAO loving DO THIS AAHAHAHAHA

No seriously.  Do this.