*Wanting to discover a new type of cookie; I take a trip to the Congo, to meet the infamous Cookie Tribe. Their cookie base is quite large, it bears a large cookie logo by the main entrance while surprisingly they have a runway with a secret cookie UFO parked on it. I greet their large muscular cookie leader while I do their secret cookie handshake and cookie dance to swear allegiance to their cookie group. Afterwards they take me to their secret cookie room, where they make their cookies, I see several lined up which look extremely tasty...I see a green cookie, a blue cookie, a watermelon cookie, a carrot cookie and the tribe's most precious cookie; the golden cookie. In the background there is a conveyor belt of thousands of common cookies such as the chocolate chip, however something bothers me; it looks as if the cookies are being injected with something...I wonder what. When I question the Cookie Tribe leader, he says that they are drugging the cookies with a zombie plague before shipping the cookies off to the rest of the world; an ingenious way to dominate the world! Shocked, I attempt to murder the tribe leader with a cookie textured knife, however one of his guards restrains me and knocks me unconscious. I later wake up tied to a cookie-shaped chair, the guards question me about my country's cookie defences, when I refuse to answer anything they torture me with the cookie textured knife I had earlier. Fortunately I managed to escape with the help of another cookie prisoner, I learn that the majority of the tribe (the leader included) have travelled back to my country to view the onset of the cookie/zombie virus. Realizing that there is still time, I grab a bag of two hundred uninfected cookies, then plant a clockwork cookie bomb inside the secret cookie room. I run outside with a couple of seconds to spare and steal the secret cookie UFO, unsure how to fly it; I punch at random buttons and knobs. The UFO finally lifted off the ground and flew forwards, just as the cookie base exploded behind me.*
200 cookies collected!
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