so i bought a fedora

[Bester Bageler]

ITT: everyone bitching that Fedoras suck because of someone who said something stupid while wearing one.

personally I just think

Newsboy caps are where its at man!

Just think about all the history in them! Poor boys would buy these hats during an economic depression and make money for there families! The people who wear these hats normally have class, style, and compasion. Have you ever seen a person wearing one of these who was not awesome?

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[Alyx Vance]

Alyx Vance confirmed closet fedora wearing euphoric furry.

Plot twist, I don't own a fedora. I personally don't care for them but the way everyone acts when someone has one is ridiculous

[$trinick]

I contest the "fedora" stereotype. Not the hat, the hat is a piece of stuff and anyone that wears it is a loving cigarette. Sorry Setro. But I contest the stereotype that is associated with it, for example the whole "euphoric" thing. The guy who posted the source of "euphoric" did not provide any evidence of ever wearing a fedora, yet the two are irreversibly linked. Wearing a fedora is for friends, but there's no such style of posting that implicates someone as a fedora wearer nor are fedora wearing and friendry the same thing.

A fedora-wearer is a friend. A friend is not necessarily a fedora wearer.

More on-topic: return it. I don't understand why you bought it, but burning it would be a waste of money.

[ßlöükfáce]

ITT: fedoras actually do suck

the spy is the only one who looks in em

[Omicron Corp]

Alyx Vance confirmed closet fedora wearing euphoric furry.

i still can't ever take him seriously after he said he chose the slowest shipping speed for his computer parts because "its safer"

[Mariofan1701]

cool
euphoric

[Kingdaro]

This topic dropped harder than a rock.

[BlueCacti]

oh my god setro i don't even know what to say to you

[Jubel]

if its one of those fake ones that atheists wear throw it away

if it's an actual fully full real gentlemans hat from 19whatever and you live in a black and white world. wear it on the walk to work and hang it on the corner of your desk while you sit in a dark room smoking an oddly large pipe while staring out a very bright window because old cameras were bad

[Dre5567]

Guys I fixed a Fedora

[Gumba Jonny]

i'm going to skip this opportunity to lambast you

do not wear it
ever

[Alkatjo]

Nerd.

[Doughboy]

[tipping intensifies]

[Neon]

Fedoras and hats in general are fine, but only if you actually dress for it. If you're wearing a trilby and a t-shirt, you're doing it wrong.

[Aide33]

oh god setro why