Author Topic: DMX is boxing Men's Wearhouse Spokesman  (Read 1083 times)

this is actually more sad for dmx.
it shouts washed up, needs a publicity stunt.

If you followed him since his arrest in the mid 00's he's been going downhill hard. He's been talking about illimunati stuff and he does a ton of crack. He's pretty much washed up now.


But on the topic of this fight. I really don't know who's gonna win. I've been flip flopping between Zimmerman and DMX. I mean they both have a ton of weaknesses.

Let's start with the Zim Zam man. First of all let's go over the only reason he's famous. He claims that a 16 year old kid was beating the living stuff out of him so loving bad that the only reasonable thing in his mind was to kill him. Now it's debated on what really happened but let's go with what he says happened. Getting the living stuff beat out of you that badly by 16 year old doesn't make him seem that strong. He's also pretty short which gives him poor reach. From what I've read he's a good bit overweight too. So he's basically a big loving doughboy.

Now on to DMX. Back when he was popular he looked pretty built. Assuming he's actually a tough brother like he claims he has some experience with fighting. Now after his run in with the law he seems to be going downhill in all aspects of his life. First of all he's a crack head. Now he's not overweight but hitting the crack pipe has been known to burn some fat. So he doesn't have to be doing anything physical to not be fat. Like I said he's taller which means he has better reach.

Let's move on to their mindsets. DMX is in the typical mindset of wanting to beat the stuff out of Zimmerman. So he might start training so he can give a loving sick beatdown. I imagine if he started actually training he could get pretty ripped. But smoking crack isn't gonna help him at all with training. Though he has the mindset of going into this fight to do nothing but beat the stuff out of Zimmerman. He could also hit the crack pipe before the fight for some super crack head strength.

Zimmerman is pretty much a doughboy. Thought I have no idea why he is agreeing to do this. Seriously what the forget is wrong with him. He's not even famous like DMX was. This would be like Casey Anthony going on Dancing With the Stars. It's just loving stupid. So really he is a wild card. He knows DMX wants to beat the stuff out of him, he knows people want to see that. So maybe he'll train and train so he can stand his own. He is 10 years or so younger so his body could handle it better. But really nobody knows.

I hope this fight actually happens. I hope it's not some stupid bullstuff that has all this controversy and then some fake fight. I mean both of them could probably use the money. So maybe they'll actually go through with it. This is like some plot you would see in Southpark which makes it loving awesome. I want to see this happen so bad. I also want it to be a sick fight. I want the victor to have to be dragged off whoever loses. Right now I'm leaning on DMX winning, mostly because I hope he follows through and pisses on Zimmerman like he tweeted he would. That would just make it so much more ridiculous and great.

Hopefully Zimmerman won't pull a gun again in a fight.

this is actually more sad for dmx.
it shouts washed up, needs a publicity stunt.
lol and zimmerman isnt
he literally sent out a post to the public asking for someone to box him, idk what shouts "please pay attention to me" more then that

lol and zimmerman isnt
he literally sent out a post to the public asking for someone to box him, idk what shouts "please pay attention to me" more then that

I agree, it's really pathetic for Zimmerman. The only noteworthy thing he did was kill a kid. I don't care if it was legitimately self defense or not but that's normally not something people spend years trying to be famous for. What he is doing would be like Casey Anthony going on Dancing With the Stars.

He'll start to loose and pull a glock and say he was threatened for his life.