Psychopath calls cops on me saying I attacked her car

[Omicron Corp]

i hope she doesn't reproduce

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[Camel]

yo you should find her and reproduce the exact same situation, only you're the accuser, and then preemptively dent and scratch your car. what's her alibi now, huh??

[Blockzillahead]

you frigging psycho you deserve to go to jail

[CapTMeaT]

orange isn't OP's color

Lol I congratulate you on your calmness OP, I would've knocked her out and then gone on with my life. This belongs in the you rage you lose thread, cause I would've lost so hard...

So hard to remain calm with people like that though.

 

yo you should find her and reproduce the exact same situation, only you're the accuser, and then preemptively dent and scratch your car. what's her alibi now, huh??

Because I want to have any interaction with her again! Also I don't like lying to cops :(

[Alyx Vance]

CapT, you need to learn to lie to police bro. It may help you one day

[Camel]

ah, i'm just joshin'

it happens to be crazy dudes will break your car windows, but crazy ladies seem to be the accusing type. weird

[Omicron Corp]

CapT, you need to learn to lie to police bro. It may help you one day

no, not really

[Tayasaurus]

CapT, you need to learn to lie to police bro. It may help you one day

Yes, Alyx. Thats a brilliant idea.

[Dodger]

CapT, you need to learn to lie to police bro. It may help you one day

Name 2 very possible situations in which a law abiding citizen may need to know this

[Jubel]

CapT, you need to learn to lie to police bro. It may help you one day

winner of the "Totally Read the OP Award" 2012

[Electro]

CapT, you need to learn to lie to police bro. It may help you one day

this may be the worst advice i've heard.

[Gumba Jonny]

that's loving weird more than anything tbh

one time my dad (long before i was born) got into a similar sort of altercation with a taxi driver and dented the guy's car by kicking it
he even dented the hood by axe kicking it which is nuts

good thing you're not him and you're captmeat instead

[Bisjac]

nothing wrong with lieing to police. forget them

[Camel]

nothing wrong with lieing to police. forget them

coming straight from the underground
a young brother got it bad 'cus im brown!

[Alyx Vance]

no, not really

Yes, really. You'd be surprised.

Name 2 very possible situations in which a law abiding citizen may need to know this

1. Protecting a friends name
2. You don't want to get involved with a case (example: you see a crime, but you don't want them knowing you seen because you don't want to be involved)

Yes, Alyx. Thats a brilliant idea.

Didn't say it was.

winner of the "Totally Read the OP Award" 2012

I did read the OP..

this may be the worst advice i've heard.

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