Psychopath calls cops on me saying I attacked her car

[$trinick]

I've always told myself that if anyone ever stood in front of my car I'd just let the car roll forward at like 0.5mph. What the forget are they going to do about it? It's not going to hurt them to get hit by an object going half a mile an hour if they don't move, and most everyone would move.

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[ResonKinetic]

I've always told myself that if anyone ever stood in front of my car I'd just let the car roll forward at like 0.5mph. What the forget are they going to do about it? It's not going to hurt them to get hit by an object going half a mile an hour if they don't move, and most everyone would move.

Good luck trying that in the irl

[Alyx Vance]

Good luck trying that in the irl

Its not rocket science to do.

[0xBRIANSMITH]

kill her
kill her with fire.

[Camel]

wouldn't really hurt either though, the most that it would do is cause some extra cracked ribs, and that was assuming you actually performed CPR with your fists, which you don't

wait really?

hold on, got some apologies i need to draft up

I've always told myself that if anyone ever stood in front of my car I'd just let the car roll forward at like 0.5mph. What the forget are they going to do about it? It's not going to hurt them to get hit by an object going half a mile an hour if they don't move, and most everyone would move.

watch out, friend did that to a black ladt once and she went berserk. i feel like most people are so wary of cars even the slightest bump gets them into panic mode

[Omicron Corp]

I've always told myself that if anyone ever stood in front of my car I'd just let the car roll forward at like 0.5mph. What the forget are they going to do about it? It's not going to hurt them to get hit by an object going half a mile an hour if they don't move, and most everyone would move.

yes but the person is probably going to be idiotic enough to accidentally get under the wheels

[$trinick]

Good luck trying that in the irl

I don't understand any part of this comment at all. Why did you enlarge "I've always told myself"? Are you saying good luck telling myself something IRL? Why would that be difficult? Or are you saying that I wouldn't be able to let my car roll forward at 0.5 mph? I do it all the time when parallel parking, you can't just gun it into the car in front of you. Why did you say "in the irl"? Are you being sarcastic?

watch out, friend did that to a black ladt once and she went berserk. i feel like most people are so wary of cars even the slightest bump gets them into panic mode

If she started attacking my car she'd get run over, if she moved to pound on my window or something I'd just drive past her.

[xSetrox]

wow lol

[ResonKinetic]

I don't understand any part of this comment at all. Why did you enlarge "I've always told myself"? Are you saying good luck telling myself something IRL? Why would that be difficult? Or are you saying that I wouldn't be able to let my car roll forward at 0.5 mph? I do it all the time when parallel parking, you can't just gun it into the car in front of you. Why did you say "in the irl"? Are you being sarcastic?

Whoa.

Cool your jets lol

[Alyx Vance]

If she started attacking my car she'd get run over, if she moved to pound on my window or something I'd just drive past her.

stuff, if I had your car than I'd run over anyone who damaged it.

[Camel]

Whoa.

Cool your jets lol

are you implying he is an aircraft?

[Gumba Jonny]

are you implying he is an aircraft?

damn you're on a hot streak today

[Night Fox]

damn you're on a hot streak today

jets leave hot streaks. maybe anti is a jet and was offended to be associated with slick

[Maxwell.]

I would be the pilot of anti-block

[Night Fox]

I would be the pilot of anti-block

are you trying to say you would ride him?