here it goes
so i was in theodore roosevelt's house. he asked me to climb Mount St. Helens to get something. i was thinking about it and teddy roosevelt said "lets go" so i grabbed military gear and and a light machine gun for some reason and we decided to go up the mountain. teddy roosevelt had left before me and i heard a scream come from up the mountain and i decided to go take a look. teddy roosevelt killed himself
then i woke up